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Forum THE LOUNGE Classic Christmas Songs- Now about Bunnies

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    • LittlePuffyTail
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        My 3 year old daughter and I have a habit of hearing songs and then making up our own version, usually changing the words so the song is about cats or bunnies.  Today she heard “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and we made up our own version with part of it. One of Sterling’s nicknames is “Terly”

        He’ll doot you if you’re not sleeping, 

        He’ll poop in your bed if you’re awake. 

        He’ll bite your toes if you’ve been bad, 
        So be good for goodness sakes. 

        You better watch out 

        You better not cry 

        You better not pout 
        I’m telling you why, 
        Terly Bun is Coming to Town”    

        Anyone else want to make one up? IMO, too early for Christmas songs but can’t really help hearing them this time of year. And I’m sure you clever lot will make me laugh.  


      • Azerane
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          Oh my gosh, I’ll definitely be good this year! Please don’t bite my toes Sterling!


        • Vienna Blue in France
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            AND A BINDI LOOOOOO IN A PINE TREEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE EEE E.


          • jerseygirl
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              Apologies in advance…

              Dashing thru the home
              Leave all in disarray
              O’er the couch we go
              Hopping all the way

              Berries from puff-tails fling
              This is hoomins plight

              Oh what fun to be the King

              And entertain tonight!

              Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
              Binky all the way
              Whisker kisses and long nose scritches
              But not while eating hay – Hey!

              And a chorus that didn’t really fit the vibe:

              Jingle Bells, Cecals smell
              Snooze the day away
              Grumpy Mutts with Tufty Butts
              So put that brush away!


            • Vienna Blue in France
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                ROFL jersey !!!!!!


              • Q8bunny
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                  LOVE it, Jersey! lol

                  And now I’m trying to imagine how it would feel if Sterling bit my toes.


                • Ellie from The Netherlands
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                    Hahaha, jersey you’re a genius ^_^ Love the bunny carols!

                    Here’s my two cents:

                    I’m dreaming of a bun Christmas
                    Just a tree with boxes beneath,
                    Where the presents hide
                    All access denied
                    Let’s save them from his teeth…


                  • LittlePuffyTail
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                      Love it, Jersey.

                      Lol, Vienna. Hard to believe that was a year ago we did that thread!!!

                      Haha, cute, Ellie. I’m lucky in that my buns don’t usually give me too much problems with the tree. I only block off where the lights are plugged in. But I can’t keep presents under the tree because of Everly…If I did, I can see her and Sterling teaming up and destroying them all.


                    • Vienna Blue in France
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                        I know. !!!!! I’m not really sure where 2017 went except for being an animal slave….
                        Seriously! NO idea what I’ve done….


                      • Q8bunny
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                          I hear you, Vee. At this point I just want to survive until June so I can join the wookie in Canadia.


                        • jerseygirl
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                            June?   I thought it was sooner then that.  Maybe Im thinking of April which is when he flys out? 

                            I thought of Chewie’s adventure last yesterday when I saw this picture on insta. (btw, a cute one to follow for the bunny memes).

                            I dug up the Advent thread and here is the rendition of 12 Days of Christmas written by LPT, Vienna, Azerane, Gina.Jenny and Q8.

                            On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love (my bunny?) gave to me…

                            Twelve Noses Wiggling

                            Eleven Angry Peasants (long story)

                            Ten Periscopes

                            Nine nommy nom-noms 

                            Eight apple twigs

                            Seven shredded fleeces 

                            Six uneaten cecals 

                            Fiiiiiiiive peeeeerfect poooooooops

                            Four carrot tops

                            Three bin-kies

                            Two Bonded Buns

                            And a Bindi-Loo in a Pine Tree!


                          • jerseygirl
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                              Also…


                            • Reesebun
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                                Reesie the little bunny,
                                Had a very twitchy nose,
                                And if you would ever see her,
                                you would say “Wow, look at it go!”
                                All of the other bunnies,
                                Cheered when they saw that she came,
                                Together they binkied around in the snow,
                                And played all of their bunny games!
                                After all her fun and games,
                                Reesie was very hungry,
                                She thought, “Oh, what fun it would be,
                                To go on a nomming spree!”
                                So she nommed on some carpet,
                                And a piece of Christmas tree (Yes, I know it is poisonous, I just needed a rhyme),
                                And she made sure to eat her carrots,
                                To get all of her vitamin c!


                              • Reesebun
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                                  Good Queen Reesie thump looked out,
                                  On the feast of carrots.
                                  When the buns binkied round about,
                                  On the snow, so crisp and even.
                                  Brightly shone the star that night,
                                  On the Christmas tree,
                                  With all the bunnies under it,
                                  Chewing on the boxees (Trying to make box rhyme with tree lol)


                                • LittlePuffyTail
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                                    Cute, songs, Reese.

                                    And thanks for adding that old BB classic, Jersey.


                                  • jerseygirl
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                                      Imagine Reese with little antlers!!!

                                      Okay, here’s another.

                                      Away from all danger
                                      On an IKEA bed
                                      My little Bunny
                                      Lay down His sweet head
                                      The stars in the night sky
                                      Look down where He lay
                                      For my little Bunny
                                      Is now asleep on his hay 

                                      The dawn sky is a-glowing
                                      The bunny awakes
                                      He does his damn best
                                      To get me up, poste-haste!
                                      I love Thee, little Bunny
                                      Tho right now I could cry!
                                      Just stay quiet by my side

                                      ‘Til morning is nigh**

                                      **ie. My version of morning, not yours, little crespuscular fluff-butt you!


                                    • Vienna Blue in France
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                                        Brilliant jersey !!!!!


                                      • LittlePuffyTail
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                                          Haha!!! Love it!!!


                                        • jerseygirl
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                                            thank you, thank you. That one was pretty much about TimTim. Lol. Except he doesn’t have an Ikea dolls bed.
                                            Last night tho, I was awake myself until dawn arrived and TimTim was super “cuddly”. He kept lying right near me for pets and content to just sleep there too. Usually hell sleep on the floor or at the end of bed and will come up near me around morning.


                                          • jerseygirl
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                                              I was looking at my bedding tonight and became inspired…

                                              O Holy Sheeeets
                                              My bun is madly chew-wing….

                                              #bedroombunnies #dontrecommend  #cannotresist


                                            • Ellie from The Netherlands
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                                                Ouch, how much damage was there?

                                                I got some Sinterklaas song inspiration (I know, Sinterklaas was 2 days ago and he has left for Spain again).
                                                Along the lines of “Hear who knocks there children!”.

                                                Hear who chews there, children
                                                Hear who chews there, children
                                                Hear who chews there softly on my bed
                                                ‘t Is a bunny, surely
                                                Who’s been naughty, surely
                                                I wil call him, call him with his name.

                                                Oh naughty bun, oh naughty bun,
                                                Come here and cuddle with me tonight
                                                And I’ll have some nice treats
                                                Because I’ll still forgive it all

                                                Translated version:

                                                Hear who knocks there children,
                                                Hear who knocks there children,
                                                Hear who knocks there gently on the glass
                                                ‘t Is a stranger, surely
                                                Who is lost, surely
                                                I wil ask him, ask him for his name.

                                                Saint Nicolaas, Saint Nicolaas,
                                                Come bring us a visit tonight,
                                                And please throw some sweets
                                                In one or another corner.


                                              • jerseygirl
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                                                  Haha! Love it. That is pretty much how I handle Timbu’s “naughtiness” Come here and let me pet you bun-bun.  

                                                  Ouch, how much damage was there?

                                                  I don’t even know how to answer that. 
                                                  Would you like an inventory of the bedding I’ve thrown out over the years? Im not sure I can recall all of it. lol

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