Sunday Laugh

[Sr. Melangell]

My friend who is Scottish wears a kilt and carries in his sock a special little Knife which is allowed in Scottish dress, as long as he is wearing his kilt he can take it outside, well he told me that he was at the cafe where everyone knows him, after eating he always gets a coffee and takes it outside to have a cigarette before going home, he left but when he went back last night because he could not cook because he had a Migraine the owner of the cafe said that when he left police cars and vans turned up outside the cafe, they said they were looking for a man in a SKIRT waving a Japanese sword about

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I hope he wasn’t arrested!!! Waving a sword! That’s a slight exaggeration, isn’t it?

[Vienna Blue in France]

Were they talking about his little knife …or something else under his kilt….
THAT you can be arrested for

[Bam]

Vienna, that’s just terrible

[Sr. Melangell]

Vienna Blue, lol, no he wasn’t waving something about he shouldn’t have, no bam he wasn’t arrested, some officers have tried in the past, who didn’t know and they contacted the station and have been told he can go once they realised, some people do not understand a kilt is a kilt and not a skirt, he likes to wear a kilt most of the time and because he is the only Scotsman in his area some people are a bit stupid about it, but some people stop and ask him about it especially children on a bus, my friend tells them about Haggis and says you can find it in the woods, but on a clear night when there is a full moon, but you can’t go looking for Haggis in the woods without a parent because they run away because they are scared of children. (So they don’t sneak out alone into the woods)

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