An Ode to the Unholdable Rabbit

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This topic has 8sd replies, 8 voices, and was last updated 7 years, 11 months ago by RabbitPam.

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- 04/24/2016 at 9:42 PM
  pinknfwuffy
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  My dearingest, darlingest rabbit,
  You make my heart pitter-patter.
  But would rather I avoid one silly habit,
  Which is a very important matter.
  
  When I lift, you squirm.
  When I hug, you glare.
  You are a particularly fluffy worm…
  One I try to handle with care.
  
  A creature of prey, always on guard,
  You like four feet on the ground.
  Trying to remember can be awfully hard,
  But it’s worth being safe and sound.
  
  Picking you up is for my pleasure,
  Something we do not mutually share.
  I’d love to hold you forever and ever,
  But will promise not to, I swear.
  
  Worth more are your kisses,
  Your nuzzles and hops,
  Your binkies and ear shakes,
  And those big belly flops.
  
  To be your person is a joy,
  Your bunny trust is a gift,
  
  I shall offer you all of my love,
  
  Without a single lift.
- 04/24/2016 at 10:00 PM
  Q8bunny
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  Hahah! Love it – it’s so cute (and spot on).
- 04/24/2016 at 10:08 PM
  jerseygirl
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  22342 posts
  Ditto! Love it!
- 04/24/2016 at 10:21 PM
  Love4Bunny
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  Hahaha, yes!! That’s hilarious. And so true.
  
  From the Owner of Another Squirmy Fluffy Worm to you, pinknfwuffy!
- 04/25/2016 at 12:05 AM
  Azerane
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  4688 posts
  That’s amazing, very well written. Love it
- 04/25/2016 at 6:21 AM
  pinknfwuffy
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  660 posts
  Thanks everyone! I was feeling inspired because so many people ask if I/they can hold Olaf. Unholdables are a wonderful lot. :]
- 04/25/2016 at 6:38 AM
  tobyluv
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  3310 posts
  That was a really nice poem!
- 04/25/2016 at 4:25 PM
  Niamian
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  Great poem, I had a good laugh!
- 04/29/2016 at 6:54 PM
  RabbitPam
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  11002 posts
  We love this poem.
  Check out the BB Facebook page.
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