To whom it may concern,
I wish to join the Naughty Bunny club. In the months since joining my current human companion I have made many gains which I think would prove to be useful for your organization.
Taking inspiration from other Naughty Bunny’s I have tried coca cola, but I have found that I do not like coke, instead I have found apple juice much more tasty, and when tipped over across the table I am able to lick it up, it also results in a noise and lots of movement from my human, which is wonderfully entertaining.
Many of my Naughty antics are associated with food, climbing on my human whenever she attempts to eat always produces good results. I am particularly fond of cereal, stealing it straight from the human’s bowl. As she generally has cereal first thing in the morning her reflexes are normally slowed meaning I can get a good mouthful. I have attempted to steal food straight from the cold box she keeps the majority of the salads, however this resulted in only a laugh and the human reaching for her camera. I am also able to get inside my pellet box and help myself by knocking the box down so the lid opens.
As a potential Naughty Bun, I have also worked hard to alter my living space to suit my needs. I have altered the couch so rather than looking fresh and new I have chewed on the bottom so that threads and fabric are lose. I have also been working on digging in the carpet, but my human stopped this effort by placing heavy tiles on top of my preferred areas. I am hoping the Club will be able to help with this effort. I also practice the standard act of waiting to dig in my dig box till after she finishes cleaning and getting mess over the newly vacuumed carpet.
My greatest accomplishments have been a result of chewing wires. Practising this has resulted in many interesting words from my human and many loud noises. My most recent success has been after chewing the wire that sometimes connects to the laptop my human likes to use. This resulted in the human purchasing a new wire, however that night she was unable to use the laptop. The next day the laptop went away. A few days later the human started to mutter about “burnt out motherboard”, “sixteen hundred dollars” and “a lovely roast rabbit” The laptop has since been replaced by a new one. My eyes are on it. I enjoyed the time without a laptop, the humans hands were free to pat me whenever I asked.
Despite my Naughty acts my cuteness ensures that my human continues to provide pats when asked and adequate food and toys.
I thank you for your consideration into the Naughty Bunny Club, and will be available for an interview at your convenience.
Sincerely,
Bun