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    • Sonn
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        I get a bit paranoid after losing a pet and end up taking all of the rest for a checkup at the vet. Everyone did great all tail wags, meows, the snake didn’t strike at anyone, and lip smacking (hedgehog happy sounds). But nooooo Monty couldn’t be calm.  

        First he bites me the second his carrier was opened which didn’t surprise me. But usually once he is out and about he is perfectly fine. The vet comes in and a student. Before I can get a word out about him biting the student immediately reaches for him and chomp he didn’t just make her bleed he bit a big ole chunk out of her arm!  You could just tell she was not prepared for that by the scream and shocked look that something that tiny and fluffy just took a hunk out of her arm. But luckily she wasn’t bothered enough to freak out at me. 

        So while she is off getting fixed up the vet wisely puts on gloves and turns his back towards her to check his hind legs. Too bad she didn’t have a face mask… She bent down to pick something up and he peed all over her face. I didn’t know whether to die of embarrassment or laugh hysterically. I opted for the latter. 

        Monty…


      • JackRabbit
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          Thanks for posting this — I laughed hysterically just reading it! Yep, quite a package! Ya gotta love him!

          I think I’m going to start saving reading your threads until evening instead of catching them on breaks at work. People here think I’m losing my mind . . . yesterday I was crying, now today laughing like a crazy person!!


        • MimzMum
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            Oh dear xD
            He is a rather opinionated chap isn’t he? Not shy about letting everyone know it either! (Eyeroll)
            There’s a wiser vet student making her way through the world today for sure! And it’s not often you can give a qualified vet an “education!”
            Well I have to say I like Monty! And glad to hear all the furbabies came through with good reports.


          • LittlePuffyTail
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              I’m going with laughing hysterically!!!! I know I did!!!

              He’s quite a character! I love him!!!!


            • Sarita
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                LOL – Monty is going to keep you busy for sure. What a rascal.


              • jerseygirl
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                  I’m glad you have him to put a smile on your face at this time. In his own unique way…

                  A little sign for the front of his carrier maybe?

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                • MoxieMeadows
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                    lol, great sign jerseygirl, i need to get one of those.


                  • JackRabbit
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                      I thought about a sign (more like one you wear!) that just says “Handz off da Bunny” or “I eatz humanz”, like a lolbunny thing!


                    • jerseygirl
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                        JR, I thought this one a good fit also.

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                      • MoxieMeadows
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                          Haha great sign.


                        • MoxieMeadows
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                            Had to post these, found them online:

                             

                             

                             I NEED TO GET:

                             


                          • Sindri
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                              Those signs are funny. Monty sure sounds like a handful. LOL


                            • Sonn
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                                Ha! I actually have a hoodie with the Death Awaits You All bunny on it. But I need all of those signs immediately. And one that says “I eatz humanz” for him to wear Lol.


                              • JackRabbit
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                                  Sonn, maybe we should have one made for you that just says “I told you so” !

                                  Another one for Monty: “Mess with da bunny, I peez in your face!


                                • MoxieMeadows
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                                    I want the sign that says “Beware! Crazy bunny woman lives here.”


                                  • Sonn
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                                      I feel that this is an accurate representation of Monty. 


                                    • MoxieMeadows
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                                        . . .That looks like a vicious rabbit. . . Lol, all these signs are so funny!


                                      • MissGabbster
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                                          I’m cracking up! Monty is a character, for sure. I just keep picturing him peeing on the vet and laughing.

                                          Those signs are great!


                                        • Eepster
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                                            When exactly did you name him Monty?

                                            I think your vet deserves a bottle of wine.


                                          • Sonn
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                                              I tried really hard not to laugh when he pee’d on her but failed miserably.

                                              Eepster I named him Monty sometime in late May I think. Monkeybun suggested the name and it fit him perfectly.


                                            • BunnyBrigade
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                                                That is just too funny! XD Little Monty is full of piss and vinegar. But that’s okay. ;]


                                              • Sonn
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                                                  His new enemy is the brush. He luckily doesn’t try to attack me when being brushed but he has knocked the brush out of my hand and across the room more than once.

                                                  Can’t wait for those hormones to fully kick in…. Lol.


                                                • LittlePuffyTail
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                                                    The little stinker! I really need some vids of this rabbittude!!!!


                                                  • JackRabbit
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                                                      Video! Yes! Sonn, pleeeaaassse!


                                                    • LongEaredLions
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                                                        Rabbitude is the best kind of attitude.
                                                        Videos please!


                                                      • Sonn
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                                                          Lol alright I will try to get a video within the next couple of days.


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                                                          • MimzMum
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                                                              Posted By Sonn on 7/15/2014 1:53 PM

                                                              His new enemy is the brush. He luckily doesn’t try to attack me when being brushed but he has knocked the brush out of my hand and across the room more than once.

                                                              Can’t wait for those hormones to fully kick in…. Lol.

                                                               

                                                              Oh dear sounds like Fiver. He hates the brush/comb/lint roller with a passion and would box anything I came at him with. I’ve only recently been able to get him to take his metacam each night by sucking it out of the syringe himself…before I had to catch and hold him and that has left me with some serious scars down my arms. He doesn’t like being picked up but usually if you are holding him comfortably in your arms he does okay. He’s had to have alot of bummy baths lately though and he really fights those.

                                                              Looking forward to the video when you have time.


                                                            • Sonn
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                                                                I have the video but have to wait to post it. My laptop battery fried so I have to wait for it to come back from being repaired.


                                                              • Katscarpena
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                                                                  Ha, ha, ha!!!! Love it! Luna looks like the rabbit from Monthy Python. The vet even said something. LOL But she only charges – no biting. 

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