If Dogs (Bunnies?) Could Text

[RabbitPam]

My vet posted this link on Facebook. I think it’s hysterical.

http://fillthewell.com/if-dogs-could-text/

She’s a bird specialist, and asked if someone could do one like it for birds….which made me wonder what it would say….

If Bunnies Could Text!

Create your own. Here’s a simple start. Just copy and paste:

Text from Bunny:

Slave:

Bunny:

Slave:

[RabbitPam]

Text from Bunny: I need more hay.

Slave: Not now.

Bunny: I gotta poop.

Slave: It’s 3AM. Stop calling me.

Text from Bunny: I gotta go!

Slave: Go back to sleep.

Bunny: K. Never mind.

Slave: Ewe!

[RabbitPam]

Text from Bunny: Are you at the store?

Slave: Yes.

Bunny: Get nanners.

Slave: Romaine, green leaf, no nanners.

Text from Bunny:Nannersnannersnannersnanners

Slave: It’s bunny crack.

Bunny: Try not to get arrested.

[DottieNLiz]

Text from bunny: I want craisins.

Slave: I just gave you some.

Bunny: So? I’m close to starving to death.

Slave: No you aren’t, you have a pile of hay bigger then you in your box, you just ate your pellets this morning and you just finished half a head of broccoli.

Bunny: See the thing is, I’m going to need you to just go ahead and give me some more craisins anyways…

Slave: Maybe later tonight.

Bunny: Ya, that’s cool, I’m just gonna go poop on your bed now and chew on the baseboard a bit.

[Sarita]

LOL – these are hysterical.

Text from bunny: I’m on my pet-a-stool waiting for pets.

Slave: I’m at work, wish I could.

Bunny: No excuses slave – I need pets now or else I’m going to pout.

Slave: Okay, I’ll be home as soon as possible.

Bunny: I’ll be waiting and it better be quick! or else you will be getting the bunny butt for days!

[JackRabbit]

I LOVE this thread!!

nannernannernanner. . Too funny!

[MK]

Text from Bunny: OMG you have TREATS!

Slave: Yup

Bunny: nomnomnom…

Slave: How about I clip your nails, now? Its been a while.

Bunny: What? I can’t hear you

Slave: Your ears are bigger than you!

Bunny: Are you speaking a different language or something?

Slave: No I’m NOT!

Bunny: Try articulating more

Slave: AARRGHH!!!

[jerseygirl]

RP, I like your 3rd one best. “Try not to get arrested” lol!

Woah, I definitwly reading Dottie’s bunnitude between the lines. Haha

Awww Pet-a-stool+Bobby <3
Sarita, what aren’t you rushing?!

MK, I love that your bunny uses the word “articulating”. Lol

Going to try add a pic for my submission. Hopefully it’ll work…

[Sarita]

LOL – how did you manage that text?

[MoxieMeadows]

“Try not to get arrested!” Hahahah

 

Bunny text: Hello?

Slave: Yes?
Bunny: Who’s this?

Slave: Uh… Me…..

Bunny: I don’t know a “Me”

Slave: It’s ME Moxie!

Bunny: Stop texting me! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

Slave:

[MoxieMeadows]

Bunny text: You busy?

Slave: Kinda

Bunny: What are you doing?

Slave: Texting you

Bunny:

Slave: Okay, Okay, Getting your salad

Bunny: I like my greens crisp and freshly washed, carrot shavings, a fresh piece of banana and apple on the west side of the plate,

Slave:

Bunny: And HURRY UP!

Slave: Coming up the stairs now!

Bunny: YAY YAY YAY!

Bunny: I SAID THE WEST SIDE OF THE (BLEEP) PLATE!!!!

 

And the slave was never heard from again.……

[jerseygirl]

Posted By Sarita on 5/19/2014 2:45 PM
LOL – how did you manage that text?

Whatever do you mean? Bunny sent it to me.

@Moxie: The west side. Lol

[jerseygirl]

Couple more.

[jerseygirl]

and…

[BunnyLady1989]

Lol this is hilarious. Kay, let me try…

Lulu: hey.
Me: what?
L: where’s my food?
M: I’m getting it now.
L: hurryhurryhurry!!!
M: here! Eat it!
L: …um…what’s this?
M: your food?
L:…..this isn’t what I wanted. I will just throw this all over the floor so you can get me the right stuff!
M: but-
L: NOW! (I will bite you!)

[JackRabbit]

OK RabbitPam, it’s all your fault! I’ve had nanners on my mind all day and I just gave Marlee and Moshi banana for the first time — my babies loved the bunny crack. I swear I could hear them bouncing around afterward saying “nannernannernanner, we want more nanner!”

[Sarita]

LOL – I can see I am going to have to take away Bobby’s IPhone now. I have to admit I had to look up the Zoolander Blue Steel look and yep, that’s the look I got when I finally made it home…I felt bad :~(

[RabbitPam]

JG, I am soooo impressed with your posts! Besides ROFLMAO.
I was going to try to do that but I’m just too damn lazy….

These are funny – keep ’em coming! (It’s been too long since I started a goofy post.)
Oh, wait, Sammy has something to add:

Text from Sammy: Where are u?
Slave: In my room on the computer.
Bunny: Why aren’t u working on the puzzle?
Slave: Why?
Bunny: I can’t c you in ur room. Can @ puzzle.
Slave: Have to post this 1st. Why c me?
Bunny: Hurry up. Must watch u.
Slave: Why?
Bunny: U might get into trouble. Someone chewed baseboard again.
Slave: Not me.
Bunny: No? O, sorry. Forgot. Never mind.

[MissGabbster]

Psst..Sarita.

LOL, these are hilarious! I’m especially loving the “Nannersnannersnannersnanners” one.

[Sarita]

Thanks MissGabbster!

[Pandorachik]

Text from Bunny: Why aren’t you home yet?
Slave: @ the store getting your food. What are you doing?
Bunny: Well i just peed and missed the litter box.. sorry, but now i think i’ll go check on that yummy leather couch!
Slave: No dont!! I’m coming home!!!
Bunny: Someone ripped up those documents you just printed this morning
Slave: DONT MOVE!!

[Deleted User]

Henry texting from under the bed…..

Bunny – Can you keep it down?
Slave – HUH? I thought this was my bed, my room?
Bunny – Nope! Anything I pee’d on is mine!
Slave – So… you own ‘everything’?
Bunny – YEP!
Slave – Ok, I’ll keep it down. Thanks for letting me sleep in YOUR room! Ni night Henry.
Bunny – Sssshhhhhh!

[LBJ10]

I love the naners one! Hahah! And yes, they are bunny crack. Especially fresh banana, that will have mine buzzing around the room for hours. They get so hyper after eating some!

[Diamond]

Bunny: You left the door to the magic castle open again
Slave: the what to the what?
Bunny: the magic castle. Its full of tunnels. And chewies.
Slave: those are shoes. Get out of my closet.
Bunny: were shoes

[Deleted User]

HA HA HA HA Diamond!

[Diamond]

I decided to combine Lily the closet explorer with Cleo the insatiable chewer to create the ultimate bunstruction Frankenstein monster.

[LongEaredLions]

These are so great. I am going to see if my bunnies will text me tommarow.

[RabbitPam]

Diamond LOL

[RabbitPam]

Text from Bunny: sun’s coming up.
Slave:I’m sleeping.
Bunny:I’m crepuscular.
Slave:Sure you spelled that right?
Bunny: Correction. It’s b-r-e-a-k-f-a-s-t

[MoxieMeadows]

I’m loving reading these right now. I love your new photo things LEL.

I’m not feeling so good right now…

[Epitome]

[justwildbeat]

It took me a second to figure out what nanners was haha. Mine bun loves them but I don’t like eating them lol. Thankfully Oxbow sells freeze dried ones as treats.

@RabbitPam: The breakfast one is spot on. I always want to sleep in on the weekends. Nope. Doesn’t happen unless I want to clean up a tornado’s worth of damage.

[RabbitPam]

and nice graphics, Epitome.

[bunnytowne]

Oh these are good

[Tessie]

Luna: Oh good, you’re up
Me: You woke me up with all that racket!
Luna: No idea what you’re talking about. Anyway, now you’re up, you may as well give me breakfast!
Me: I think I’m going to sleep a bit longer actually.
Luna: Oh, totally up to you of course.
Me: Stop staring at me!
Luna: What?
Me: And oh my gosh, that is so loud, stop that!
Luna: No idea what you’re talking about I’m afraid. I’m just killing time.
Me: Fine, fine, I’ll get you breakfast!
Luna: Oh that’s very generous of you, good decision. While you’re up, you may as well let me out for a run around and my morning nap!

[Stickerbunny]

Bunny: Can I have some hay?
Slave: I just gave you some an hour ago.
Bunny: Yes, that is old now. Can I have some hay?
Slave: No, eat the stuff in your box.
Bunny: I peed on it. Can I have some hay now?
Slave: FINE.

[BinkyBunny]

Bunny: Hey you! Hello! Yoo hoo!
Slave: You know, I can see you. I’m right here .
Bunny: Notice me by my empty food dish?
Slave: Awe, nice bunny keepin’ lonely dish company.
(pause)
Slave: Wow, that is some stink eye.
Bunny: I can make the litter box feel lonely.

Slave: I’m up! In kitchen.Gettin greens.

Bunny: I hear ya. Now hurry up.

Slave: I am, can’t you hear me walking toward you? 

Bunny: Run please!

Bunny: Thank you.

[Roberta]

Pepper: It’s me I got her phone….>:3
Piglet: Who’s me ? Like the bunny icon.
Pepper: ME – Pepper, your bunwife !!!!!!!!!!
Piglet: Hi Sweetie, what’s hopping ?
Pepper: You goose, focus Piglet, FOCUS… I got her phone, slave is up near you, keep her busy while I access the web…
Piglet: Why are you playing with spiders, they’re yucky ?
Pepper: NOT Spider webs, the interwebs. I hacked her ebay account, we’re getting that cardboard castle we’ve been dreaming about…
Piglet: That’s nice I didn’t know hooman had ordered it….
Pepper: She didn’t, we are! Make sure she stays out of the sun room for at least 10 minutes…
Piglet: What’s a minute ? UHOH…
Pepper: UHOH, Wot do you mean UH— She’s behind me isn’t she????? Crap.

[Stickerbunny]

Bunny: This grass is tasty.
Slave: What grass? You live indoors.

Bunny: The brown grass that is in your room.

Slave: …
Bunny: You need to get more though, I have eaten most of it.
Slave: That isn’t grass. That is CARPET!
Bunny: Ok, the carpet is tasty. Get more.

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