Once there was a small cardboard box that was used for a delivery of some sort to an apartment with two small bunnies.
One day, the larger of the two bunnies carved a hole in part of the box so that it looked like a makeshift house!
This bunny, named Momo, was happy in her new abode, and liked to look out of the window that she made with her teeth.
But then one day... the smaller of the two bunnies, who was actually the Alpha Bun, decided that he coveted the house!
He decided that, the house being so very fine, he wanted to live in it himself!
So the smaller bun, named Remy, evicted the large bun with his Alpha Bun Prowess and settled into the very fine house himself.
The house, despite being excellently made and having top notch insulation, was suddenly not quite what he imagined it would be. He realized that, without love, a house cannot be a home. So Remy left the house to find Momo and show his remorse.
And when he found her, he showed her that he would rather have no cardboard box than be alone! Momo showed him that he would always have her love, even though he often chased her around the living room.
And thus it was that Remy was able to keep his Alpha Bun Status as well as the love of his devoted subjects.
And they lived happily ever after!