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Forum THE LOUNGE Bunneh Chat: No Hoomanz Allowed!

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    • RabbitPam
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        Hi, Evewybunny! Dis is Samantha Bunnykins.

        Lint and da quartet asked us to start a bunny talk thread with NO HOOMANS ALLOWED! I’ll go first.

        Just want to say it took my slave soooooooo long to clean my house that this morning I had to give her kisses just to say thank you when she finally did it. She got some books about animals – I thought she got them for me – and I read that positive reinforcement works, but scolding doesn’t. See? We knew that! so if I beg for treats when she says “Up, up, up” (She stutters, poor thing) I get CRAISINS!

        Try it. You have to get a little annoying clicking thingy. But so worth it.

        Nap time now. Talk to you guys soon.


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          Sammy you awe so smawt, twaining your swave like diz. I want to twain my swave to shwiek and do hooman binkiez like Fewn and Dizle did it to Moonlight Woof.

          Sammy, I haz to ask, because de subject comez up all de time: Your swave saiz dat you awe a total diva, iz it weally twue?


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            course not! She dust tinks dat since she has to clean up ebbyting, and feed me only what I like (why do i has to eat icky stuff???) and make me wake up fwom my naps in the special spot under her big nap box and I chews on da bars to get her to come ovah dat makes me a diva!

            BTW, Watz a diva?


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              A diva iz a vewwy talented hooman woman. She getz to do whatevew she wantz, even she might haz many husbuns because she’z so special. You could be one, Sammy.


            • Pebble and Dante
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                Hi everybunny,
                Finally got my hoomin to leave me alone with the pooter so I can post my thoughts too.
                My crazy hoomin got the bright idea (sarcasm) that I needed a husbun. So she took me speed dating, 3 different times – I did meet some poor fool that was a bit slow upstairs, if you know what I mean. Just because I didn’t box him and just stared, she brought that same fool home?!?! I mean, really? Seriously? What could she have been smoking??? So now the dope lives next door to my xpen, which somehow shrunk, not sure how that happened.
                About the dinglehopper – Dante – I’m not sure about him, he is white and gray with black spots, long wispy hair on top and uppy ears (they kinda freak me out – they turn and look at me when I make any noise). Oh, here is the interesting part – he seems to think I should groom him – HA! Talk about slow, man. He does look a bit nuts with his long white bangs and he has a nose that is weird, I mean it must have been bitten when he was a baby or something because there is a rather large bump on it – with fur covering. I’m not sure what to make of it – but heck it’s his face. He is really quite and gentle, but he thumps at everything, oh and he even thought he was going to hump me – yeah right! I let him case me around for a while… hee hee…
                Well, me and Dante are getting adjusted to living next door to each other – it’s been about a month and I finally gave up trying to pull his hair out or nip his nose when he was too close to the chicken wire. He is always trying to sniff me, what’s up with that? I know I smell good, and my slave gives me a good grooming about every 3 days or so – but really, do you have to sniff me everytime we are near.
                I overheard my hoomin talking about bonding us now that Dante is more adjusted to the house, yeah we’ll see about that – it’s not like I haven’t given up my free run of the house and patio – geez what else can she do to me. As long as she doesn’t put me in the bunny stroller – that just freeeeeks me out. It’s always fun to watch those hoomins and try to figure out what they are up too.
                I’ll try to keep everyone posted on what this slaves been up too and the quest to bond me and goober next door.
                ~Pebbles


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                  Maryann heres.

                  I’m not sure why my hooman does stuff. He lets me out of my condo at night, I don’t do anything wrong. But he still closes it up and won’t let me outs again until that night again. Can’t he sees me tryin’ ta open the doors when he wakes up? He needsta learn to lets me out all da time! That way, I can complete my plans….


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                    Mawwyann, I can see in your avataw dat your swave is a hooman man, dat’z tough. It will be much hawdew to twain him. But you awe smawt like a diva so you will getz it done! Have you twied caging him? You could fool him like diz: make a big mess in the vewwy back of yourz wabitat and act sicky. Den, de swave will go into yourz wabitat to clean and comfortz you. When he iz in de pen wid you; quickly hop out and lock him in it!


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                      Posted By Pebble and Dante on 04/16/2010 09:00 AM

                       

                      I overheard my hoomin talking about bonding us now that Dante is more adjusted to the house, yeah we’ll see about that – it’s not like I haven’t given up my free run of the house and patio – geez what else can she do to me. As long as she doesn’t put me in the bunny stroller – that just freeeeeks me out. It’s always fun to watch those hoomins and try to figure out what they are up too.
                      I’ll try to keep everyone posted on what this slaves been up too and the quest to bond me and goober next door.
                      ~Pebbles

                       

                      Oh! It just hitz me! you awe de bunneh wid de doggy door! I didn’t wecognize you because you changed your usew name. I am way out of de loop wid you.


                    • LoveChaCha
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                        Tiz me, Koucha, or Chacha as my mama call me

                        Wast night, mama lay in my playpen, playing her Nintendo DSi (I chewed on once, teehees), and talking to her boybunny on the fone. I want attention, and so I went to chew on slave’s hair, and she jump  She stop playing Pokemons and pet me, pet me, pet me, love me, love me. Slave’s boybunny laugh that I want attentions  Slave stop petting. I run and binky. I stop and chew on slave’s hair near her scalp and she screamed  I hurt slave

                        But slave give me attention nonethewess  


                      • Pebble and Dante
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                          Hi Petzy…

                          yeah, my hoomin took my bunny door to the patio out… now I have to wait until she puts me outside to play…  

                          I hope you are starting to thaw out up there in winterland, It’s getting hot already here almost 90 degrees today (33C).


                        • HatterBunny
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                            Hatter here….

                            My hoomin saved me from some place that had loud barking dogs….honestly….can’t they be more quiet? But now she expects to be able to pet me….please….she should just be privliged to look at me…HA!  Howevers, I have decided to start letting her pet me when there are tweats. Bunny gods help her if she should fowget my morning banana…


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                              Pebs, why did de swave took out de cool bunny door? Iz it a contwol ding?


                            • Pebble and Dante
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                                Dante – the noobie.

                                Get a load of that snooz!

                                 

                                Petzy,

                                Hoomin took the door out because the dope moved in and so now when I have play time outside she lets Dante have run time inside – but I wanted to see what the dingleberry was up to and he was all in my house – and I boxed him. Apparently that didn’t work for the hoomin and she removed the bunndy door so that we have sperate areas for playtime. Of course I tried to scratch my way threw the door/flap and that just got me a squirt of water. But I presisted, and now the door is put away until I can control myself - I don’t need to control myself she needs to put my door back!  She just doesn’t understand that it’s my house and now I’m being forced to share with a long haired hippy!  But just to let the slave know where she stood I chewed a hole in the screen door. That earned me another squirt, but I don’t care it was worth it.  IS ANYBUNNY LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!?!?

                                But, the slave does let me have my way with treats but I still suspect that she gives poophead more treats than me.

                                 


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                                  A hippie? dat’s weally bad. Wid hippies you can’t weason. I an so sowwy. I went dwough it myself. my fweak fwiend mops is such a hippie, too. Look at him

                                  he is compwetewy iwwational.

                                  I haz to say, what can you expect of somebunny wid de name ‘Dante’?


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                                    neigey hewe. I feel for you Pebs vewwy much. I was tweated vewwy badly by a hippie bunny (mops) too and had to putz up wid it.
                                    I keeps telling him to get a nice wex hair cutz but as Lint said you can’t weason wid de hippies.


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                                      Posted By Petzy on 04/16/2010 09:19 AM
                                      Mawwyann, I can see in your avataw dat your swave is a hooman man, dat’z tough. It will be much hawdew to twain him. But you awe smawt like a diva so you will getz it done! Have you twied caging him? You could fool him like diz: make a big mess in the vewwy back of yourz wabitat and act sicky. Den, de swave will go into yourz wabitat to clean and comfortz you. When he iz in de pen wid you; quickly hop out and lock him in it!

                                       

                                      Achtually, what I’z dos when he needsta know whoz da boss is I ack sicky and cross my pweety legs for a couple of dayz.  He gets all scareded and takes me to da vets and after he pays a cowple hundred dollars, He takes me home and I use da potty immediately. 


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                                        Hannah Montana here. I’m mad that the hoomin won’t let me into the boy bunneh’s cage. I is nice to him! Wat is her probwem? She also won’t wet me on the dining woom chairs. I get up there anyway, then she squirts me wif evil waters until I gets down. Meanie. Then she pets me and I feewl bettah.


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                                          Dat Dante bunneh is… vewwy….exotic-looking. I haz nevew seen a bunneh like him. I suppose, Pebs, you will haz to gwoom de mohawk.


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                                            Otto wants to know why is not allowed to have girls in his room.


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                                              Hi Otto, it’z Deirdwa. De hooman iz afwaid. Dewe iz no helpin it. Hoomanz haz many feaws. Your hooman had wead dat it iz bad to move in wabbits togethew unless it iz a new wabitat all neutwal. Maybe she will make you a new place for Hannah and you, wouldn’t dat be even way cool?


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                                                Aloha everybun! Dis is Bee heer. I nevah sayd hai to u all b4 so justs chekin in! Wast night I sawz teh slave postn dat Indy & I iz gewd bunnehz and lol I chewwd up slavez clothin! Not jest any clothin ….workz clothin!!! *wigglez bunneh nose* She not even mad at meeh!! I gotz lotss of wettuce 2day. Its nom nom nom gewd. Bun been tikin me offz lately. she alwayz playn wit dat dum box and fwinging it awound. ugh. so I dig dig in pellets and fling dim around teh room. Ha! Samantha Bunnykins I wanna be teh diva wit you. soundz fun!! Slave sayz dum Plum Bun is teh diva but jest u wait till i grow up a tiny bitz ill show u snottie bunz! Slave tellz meeh plzzz no be snot like Bun. But I jess might! Ize gonna go now Indy wantz to snooze unda teh slave bedz. Heeheee I stole slavez cammrahh 2 showz u my damagezs ha!


                                                Iz sooo smartz 4 lernin to post pix!

                                                P.S. Slavez got some oatz hay for meh and itsss sooooo gewd. try get ur hooman to get u some 2 guyz!


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                                                  Posted By Lintini on 04/16/2010 12:57 PM
                                                    Dis is Bee heer.

                                                  diz made me woll on my back laughing! I dought for a moment yourz name wuz beer!


                                                • Lintini
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                                                    HAH! Most deh time teh hooman callz meh Qween Bee or Bumblebutt ! How rude iz dat 2nd name!


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                                                      yes, but I saw yourz bumblebutt in a video. you haz it bad, the bumble butt.


                                                    • Lintini
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                                                        !!!!!!!!!! is dat like monkey’s “ghettoz bootay?”


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                                                          now now dat’z way wude!


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                                                            ROFL Otto wuvs da bumble butt. Hubbah hubbah


                                                          • Moonlight_Wolf
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                                                              Heyz iz Fewn hewe! I also haz funny nicknamez, luckily my hooman does not give mez wude namez. I iz sometimez called Fewny who goes on a jouwney, ow Fewny Fewn fewn, Fewny and puffy bunny. Thizle hazz less names than me (the hooman definately lovez meh moowe) he is called Thizy and Thizy whisy. And wez awe bowth called bunniez, and bunny facez (no idea why, thee hoomans awe cwazy sometimez. Well anywayz my hooman finally got awound to giving us the box, itz reeely coolz and big! My hooman thinkz she haz twained meh to jumpz through hoopz and spinz and beg. But i alwayz knew how to do it, she just learn’t to give me treatz. She hadn’t done it wiff meh in a while and she was surprised that I still wemembewed what to do when she made zee signalz, silly hooman she shood know I am smawter than that, of cowse I would wemember I am not stoopid, geez sometimez hoomans can be so dense! An bee, Iz chew meh hooman’s clothez too sometimez, she does nawt seem to cawe, so dat makez mez happy! I dun chew dem too often but, hew shiwts have some holez in dem.

                                                              Hey iz Thiz! Iz wontz to sayz thaat my hooman doez notz likez Fewn mowe dan meh! She likez us the samez! Jus cauze she petz Fewn mowe doez not mean she likez hew mowe! I jus dun wanna be petted too much! Shez wespectz that an twies to pet me sometimez butz she doez notz force petz on meh! That iz wat mex likez bout ma hooman! Wat dooz youz guyz like bout youw hooman’s?


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                                                                My names is Hannah, but I am called Hannah Banana or Hannah Montana. Or Hansa Monstansa, which is just siwwy. The hoomins like to call Otto Otter or Otto-bahn. He gets the cooler nicknames.

                                                                I dunno if I likes my new hoomin much yet. She doesn’t wet me do anyfing fun and squirts me wif waters sometimes. Otto says she is ok, but I am not sure. She does give nice pets though and lots of yummy parsleys!

                                                                Otte here. I loves my hoomins! Though I only gives kisses to the boy hoomin. Then the girl hoomin gets mad and gives me treats until I gives her kisses, which gets me more treats! They are pretty nice though and give me lots of kisses.


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                                                                  I tink da goober looks like a moobie star!

                                                                  *hippie song: On the Cover of the Rolling Stone*

                                                                  And he can groomz you, and you can do naughty stuff and blamez him when hooman ax who did it.

                                                                   


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                                                                    HAAA HAAA!!!!! That is exactly what the goober Dante looks like if he was hoomin….  oops… me pee pee’d because laughing so much…. hee hee….


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                                                                      Otto Bunneh loves Jon Stewart bettah!


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                                                                        *sniffles*

                                                                        Monkeh hewe. Moosie hates meh… meanie butt. He chases meh all teh time again. Last night hoomanz let me out to play, so I wan over to Moosie’s pen, so I could sees my pwetty boy, and he gwowled and chaseded me around the edge of his pen. WHat meanie

                                                                        SO I hidz under the blankeh Mommy has on de couwch. Wif my hay that I took wif me.

                                                                        Yes, Daddy said I had “ghetto booteh” one day when I wus sheddin… my fuw wus longuh on my bottom, and he said it made my butt look bigguh. Moosie binkied when said dat, the meanie.

                                                                        I just wish Moosie wud like meh.


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                                                                          Hai Monkey itz Bee!

                                                                          Dunt even wurry about tat dum boy! He will come ahwound I promiss! Whu cud resist thos wittle earz of urs!?


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                                                                            Otto luvs ghetto bootays!


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                                                                              Monkey you gotta take the lead! Iz chase Thiztle allz the time! I iz zee boss of dis house, I keepz him in check! The girlz shood bee bossing the boyz wound nawt the othew way wound! If hez a chasin you den allz yous have to do iz chaze him back!

                                                                              Moosie doez sound like hez being a meanie! Buts allz youz gotz to doz is show him who really is in chawge round there! Thiztle used to humpz meh, but nowz he knowz dat I won’t stand for dat!


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                                                                                Fewn, I useded to hump Moosie, but nowz he wont lets me neaw hims at aww


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                                                                                  I herdz Moosie had badz tummy ache. He just dinna feel well dats all.

                                                                                  I bet he wuvs you in tree daze.


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                                                                                    Posted By Monkeybun on 04/16/2010 03:13 PM
                                                                                    *sniffles*

                                                                                    Monkeh hewe. Moosie hates meh… meanie butt. He chases meh all teh time again. Last night hoomanz let me out to play, so I wan over to Moosie’s pen, so I could sees my pwetty boy, and he gwowled and chaseded me around the edge of his pen. WHat meanie

                                                                                    Neigey hewe. I wish I could givez you nosebonks Monkey to cheew you up! I an about as wittle as you, maybe wittle biggew. I know it is so stwessful to be chased awound. Deedwa chases me sometimes still but I wun away, she nevew getz me. Latew, she will gwoom me like she wufs me. It is so exhausting to live wid a tempewamental bunneh.

                                                                                    I dink you need to change up dings for cementing wid Moosie. Iz dewe a spot in youw ‘pawtment wewe you can set up de pen? Den yourz swave haz to takes a calming medicazion. In de new spot Moosie will still chase you but you wun away and hidez fwom him. It will look bad, but ‘s long as you wun away — it’s OK. Soon, Moosie will let up a bit and mowe ovew time. Youw swave needs to be optimistic and stand up to Moosie: she should be in de pen too and push Moosie’s head down when he is agwessive.

                                                                                    haz Moosie evew huwt you fow weal? some bunnehs awe happpy just to chase. When Deedwa chases me she used to haz her moud open like she wantz to sink her teeth in me but it was pwetend.


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                                                                                      Neigey,
                                                                                      Samantha Bunnykins heah. Moosie bit Monkey hard on da ear day before he waz sick. He wazn’t feeling well. Shez skared, but wuvz him.

                                                                                      I agree wit da hidey box in da safe space. Like Vivian! She is sooooooo smart wit Jack. She runs and runs and runs den she hides in her spot and he can’t get in and she won’t come out until he plays nice. Yu can watch BB’s videos in da bonding section on Jack & Viv to see how BinkyBunny (da smartest hooman heah) did dat for dem.

                                                                                      (Wait – I am from FL and hooman is from MA. We don’t say deez and doze. Dat’s New Yawk…hmmm.)
                                                                                      Anyway, I admire Vivian as a Queen of Pairs who rules her Jack wiv luv, but is firm.


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                                                                                        Did Monkey haz to see da vet fow de eaw? I weally dink dat de swave haz to be in da pen in a new spot for the sezions fow now. I hatez to say it but bites on de eaw happen vewwy much duwing bonding. I got one too. Some people feel dat diz is enuf to call de whole ding off.


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                                                                                          Wat iz wiff you girls all wunning fwom de boys! Thiztle wuns fwom me! I neva bite him but I jus let him know who’s boss! Yea I agree wiff de other guys, you shood be put in a big pen wiff a hidy hole small enuff for you to fit in but too small for moosie! Aftew a while of chasing den he might get bowd of it and stop chasing!


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                                                                                            Arduina here,
                                                                                            just cauz i ate mummzis plant and got a tummy ache, I hate to go da docterz. Dat waz no fun tat all, got me proded dan poked. And mummzi now haz been gwivin me ikky wikky yucky pink stuff I dwibbble all down my chin. Da hummonz also hold me down and touch my sensitwive footzies and put ‘cream’ on it, whizch doewsnt taste good either. Me thinks thwogh my footzies are feeling better, and im hungreyz as a wittle piggy now. zomethin bout no more carrots and a ‘diet’…

                                                                                            I wove ‘saturdays’ caz I can play all day wlong!


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                                                                                              Howoo! Iz Tanzy here! Iz dided somting to my hooman dat waz funnzy – I bitted my swave on da rumpletail! Da swave waz caweening my cwage and shwe bented ovwa and I bitted her! Shwe went “OW OW OW!”


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                                                                                                Moosie nevah bit mah eaw.. he bit my weaw! But onwy enuff to get fuw off of meh. he haz nevah madeded meh bweed.

                                                                                                Swave Mommy sez yes, dere is woom to set up pen fow bonding, she gonna wait til dey come back fwom som pwace cawwed “cabeen” befow bondign again. dat way Moosie is done wif hiz medicine, and is smewwing nowmal Mommy sez.


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                                                                                                  now datz way funneh! moosie did it I bet cause he likes de getto bootays.
                                                                                                  haz a nice time at de cabeen. get wested up!
                                                                                                  –wuf Lint.


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                                                                                                    Hey! We iz ladeez heah and I don’t wike getto bootay talk. It iz not flattering, and we must alwayz speak about ladeez and gennelmenz wit respect.

                                                                                                    You may call dem tushys, becauze it is cute word in Nana’s language called Yiddish. We wuv Yiddish. I tink Noms is a Yiddish word, or shud be.


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                                                                                                      Slave boughts homez a browl papers bags for me!


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                                                                                                        Kay da Potector heres – Monkey, I wishd I cud come dere an potect yous!
                                                                                                        I tink Moose come wround whens hes feel betters. Then it be SNUGGLES TIMES!!! I woves snuggles whit mys Winbun!

                                                                                                        Winbone da Distroyer checkin in – Sage & Js been supper bizzy wit gettn businessss up. But, da both workins at homes now. Is awsomes! Kay an me sit under der feets all day. We gets lots da pets!!
                                                                                                        Goo luck Monkey. I hopes Moosey only nibbles yous tushy in goo way fom nows on!
                                                                                                        PS – I gots a cute tushy. Hee, hee!


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                                                                                                          Deedwa hewe.

                                                                                                          I must set de wecord stwaight. It was said dat I was no diva. My swave said diz on hewe. Dat was dyust a lie! I an so high-class, you bettew believes it!

                                                                                                          I will shows you how I weign my kingdom:

                                                                                                          Fwom up hewe, I look down on my subjex busily hawvesting herbs for me. It iz twue, I an no diva: I an a Queen! Pwease addwess me wif ‘Deaw Queen’ fwom now on. (Someone makes me a cwown pwease…. )


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                                                                                                            Twixy heawr,
                                                                                                            da cwuel hooman weft me outside yesterdai in da x-pen while she cweand my witter box. it was dawk outside but dere were wots of nommy nommy gwass and dandylion weaves  den she filled up her sink in da kitchen with the gweens fwom outside and washed dem.. she put hawf in a container filled it with water and fwoze it for summer… no hawt bunneh me dis summer! hooman says we movin dis summer if her mommy finally picks a house. so maybe hooman will make me and ma ‘twin’ NIC cages or put me in ma x-pen perminantly
                                                                                                            wish me wuck untill den 
                                                                                                             
                                                                                                             


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                                                                                                              Mmm I tryed a nummy cord today. You was rit! It is so tasty. My swave said hey, hey and I stoped tasting it, but mmmm I wants mo cord!
                                                                                                              Evry day we sits outside and the swave lets me run around on da “dek”. It haz a fun carpet to dig and I binky lots. Somtimez the “cat” sitz wif us – she iz a funny loking rabbit. Someones cutted off her ears and putz them on her tailz.


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                                                                                                                Wuck, wuck, wuck Twixy


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                                                                                                                    Danks Wabbitpam! Diz cwown compwetes me. Even my swave will wecognize now dat I haz de bwue bwood.


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                                                                                                                      Lint hewe. I haz to say dat de swave changed ouw pen yet again. I almost fainted when I saw it. we now haz silly cuwtains. Why a wabbit would needs cuwtains is a mystewy to me. Ouw swave dinks dat we need to upgwade de intewiows, dere was talks of veggie-pwint wallpapew, but instead we got cawdboawd wall tiles! Cawdboard and cuwtains… iz like eating diwt and caviaw…


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                                                                                                                        cuwtains?????

                                                                                                                        How duz u sees de outsides?

                                                                                                                        Ur swave needs a new hobby. Sheez messin up yur stuffs 2 much!


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                                                                                                                          huh? maybe dey awe dwapes den becuz dey awe see-drough. so silly — see-drough! she opens dem in de mownins. how pointless. yes, she needs a hobby… she says us iz hew hobby — ugh! in de summer she will be vewy busy so I looks fowawd. I might pick up de poowarz again in an expwession of my pwotest but Neigey compwains dey makes his feets diwty…. white wabbits can be a pain in de butt.


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                                                                                                                            We foundz a hobby for herz. She can tell all de bunnehs what to dooz on BinkBunny 3 dayz a week, and den we can distrak her da rest of da timez.


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                                                                                                                              OH! How bwilliant, Wabbitpam! I knew you would findz a soluzion! I an glad I askeded you!
                                                                                                                              (I feel sowwy fow all de bunnies….)

                                                                                                                              Lint.


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                                                                                                                                Dante hewe… my swave finally got someting wight last night. While the house was quite she came and gently picked me up and gave me a nice ear massagy, shoulder massagy and back scratchies. I did show a bit of approval and provided a little toothpurr for her. She followed up with a couple of rasins.  So, hoomins can be taught – I nevew weally thought I could get hew twained. Fow all bunnehs out thewe – keep wowking with youw hoomins.


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                                                                                                                                  Hey, Dante! dat’s nice you dwopped by hewe! say hi to Pebs fwom me! Youw swave is gweat. I getz no waisins evew any mowe cuz my swave suspex I haz de fat gene. I dunno what dat iz even.
                                                                                                                                  eat some waisins on my behawf.
                                                                                                                                  Love, Lint.


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                                                                                                                                    ooo,dante, im jellus.


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                                                                                                                                      Slave let me free roams. She trusts me.
                                                                                                                                      I likes jumping on couch and almost ates my slave’s resume!!


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                                                                                                                                        de wesume is awmost as dewicious as de cewtificates.

                                                                                                                                        Neigey.


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                                                                                                                                          Chacha have no chance to gives munch munch of approvals

                                                                                                                                          Slave clean my cage today!!


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                                                                                                                                            Lint hewe. I was hopping Bunnytown’s Cotton and Wuby would stop by hewe. I dink dey haz much to compwain about since deir swave weft dem fow a whole entiwe week!

                                                                                                                                            As fow me, de changes continue, but I shut up about dem because de swave said we gets a new yawd soon to sit in de sun….


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                                                                                                                                              Molly hewe.

                                                                                                                                              Good to heaw you all wule your humanz. Swave went away for a whole week. Dis is darn rude. But I gotz back at hew. Yez, I has pooped a lot in di cowner of di bunny room, so swave would know tis iz not okay. Uh, and I chewed and chewed all di cords, I couldz find…bunnies, diz awe good, I tell you. Umm, and the bean bag, jez, I had some of dat as well. It waz buuutiful with all di white balls everywhewe. I will chewz it again soon! And bezt part, my fwiendz, bunni zitter had a giwlfriend over with long black hair…and swave found black hair in de bed. Now that iz funny. Swave waz cweaning and cweaning. I knowz swave will not go away again soon!

                                                                                                                                              Gotta runz. Got binkiez to do!


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                                                                                                                                                ewwwwwwww!!!!! “black hair in de bed” iz bad az sumbunny else’s poos in da litter pan!


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                                                                                                                                                  Yez, swawe waz vewy buzy cweaning and washing dat day. Swawe waz not happy. I zayz, swawe zhould not have left, so dis iz di prize to pay.

                                                                                                                                                  Dis night I thumped and thumped, so no won could zleep. Ah, it waz fun. Karl, di little black dude, dat alwayz take di food and runz off with it, could not zleep becauz I thumped. Dat will teach him who iz da queen! I zat on di MazeHaven, so it would make mowe noize!


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                                                                                                                                                    Chacha bump up the thwead!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                    bunnie tawk unites!!!!

                                                                                                                                                    Towady, swave and swave number two (mom’s boyfwend) are takin mes to ze vet to get me switches taken outs  I was spawyed 2 weeks ago.. now I need switches taken out

                                                                                                                                                    Swave prowmised baby some pway time after we gets home


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                                                                                                                                                      ohhhhhhhh. sounds icky.

                                                                                                                                                      my switches melted. was gone. so waz my fur under dere. all betta now.

                                                                                                                                                      beg for tweats. uz needz dem.


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                                                                                                                                                        My human will never figure out my magical powers, will she? Mwahaha! Time to eat hay.


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                                                                                                                                                          Hewwo…..  Suki hewe.  i haz tasty cawwot, but i fink mama will stop giffin dem to meh as she diddind knows they so shugwery.  i has so muches wuv for tasdy cawwots. 

                                                                                                                                                          mama wuvs meh but i has cheeky times. i fink somtimes she finks i dont wuv her but i does…i just cheeky. i has happiness. 
                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                          i has teh opwewations teh ova days. was soooo itchy tummy…but has gone now….just no hairs on meh tummy i hopes hairs gwos bac soons.  makes meh embwwassed 
                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                          i fink mama will cwean my hwouse tomowwo. i heards talk dat she might change meh hwouse agains. i has new poopee tway. i cant makes such a mwess anymores
                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                          is everybun okies? 


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                                                                                                                                                            Tansy hwere! I IS NOT OK! Wha hapended to me? Ywesterday I waz hopping awand de house and my swave pwicked me up and put me in a wittle cwage. Der waz hay, my bwanket and my bunny fwend dat doezn’t talk in de wittle cwage too.

                                                                                                                                                            Den she twook me to a smwelly pwace and LEFT ME! Der were swange peoples and den I went to sleep. Wen I wok up der waz fur missing from my underswide and my bwelly hurted. It still hurts! My swave iz vwary nice – kwind ov stupid – she thought I waz a girl, but now she nos I iz a boy. I iz still confuzed?

                                                                                                                                                            Wha hapened to me?!?


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                                                                                                                                                              Well hellow eburibuns!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                              Swaves took me to ze vet and the bet discovered zat I chew my switches off!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                              Swave mammy waz notified befowre my spray dat the vet would: gibe me internal switch, glue, and outa switches. Vet man say I is okay.

                                                                                                                                                              Fluffybunnie – you can has magic powers? what types do yous have???

                                                                                                                                                              Sukibun – swave try give me cawwots but i hates cawwots!!!!!!!!!!! i only eats the cawwot tops to make swave happy. speaking of cage cweaning, swave must cwean outs my litter box tamarrow mornings before she weaves for work!!!

                                                                                                                                                              Catalina bun – are you okays from your neuters? swave says that you is cute, no matters what gender you be. I hope you is okay. r you is on pain medws?


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                                                                                                                                                                Tansy – I hops yous okies, my twummy hurted aswew but its soons gets bettered. you be okies i justs knoes you wills.

                                                                                                                                                                Chacha I has no cawwots todays. this makes meh sads. did swawve cwean out poopee tray?

                                                                                                                                                                tis twoasty todays. buts i can has bweetifuls bweeze to cools meh down. buts i cwonfoosed wiv why der is a bowl on teh floored. ders nuffin in it..but wen i can has foot in it my white socks getted wet


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                                                                                                                                                                  FluffyBunny HAS magical powas. I tink if yooz wants hays, you poof yurself into a barn and eets it all up. (FluffyBun iz escape arteest).

                                                                                                                                                                  We all seem to be missing our bits!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                  tho, I dinna miss mine much anywayz.


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                                                                                                                                                                    Sukibun, swave cwean outs my litter box. She saws big poops inside and swid “Chacha, you poop big!!” She wants to buy sum purple cawefwesh ritter fore mes, but she say it expenswive. Swave likes papule. She twinks I would like it too.. eh

                                                                                                                                                                    Will you swave gib you cawwots still? How mach she gave yous?

                                                                                                                                                                    Wabbit Pam, How wong ago you get bits taken out? Swave picks me up to buwash me and she thinks its swilly zat my belly shave!!!!


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                                                                                                                                                                      Monkeh hewe! Chacha, puwpwe cawefwesh is gweat! Pink too! I wuv de colows, but mama dont get dem often anymow. She sez when me and moosie bonded, I can has colows back!


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                                                                                                                                                                        Hai guys. It’s Bumble here. I’ve been sooo naughty lately because I’m a big fat bumblebee teenager!! I’ve been diggin up the carpet and I peed on moms pillow BWAHAA. Indy taught me dat trick. I’ve been letting slave pet me now, she sez my fur is soo soft. Even softer than Indy or Bun. I got a new game now. Slave slept in late again…something called “the weekend” Anywho…I sit my fat bumblebutt on slave and then Indy sits on her too and then he digs in her back and I cheer him on. We neeeedz our pellets u know? Wut she even thinkin sleepin till 12 like dat. I neededz foods at LEAST 3 hours before that. I’m wastin away here!! Slave woke up laughin and said “OMGGG OKAAAAAAAAY” Indy bun sure knows how to get slave to get us what we need.

                                                                                                                                                                        Herro everybun. Indiana Jones here. Bee is teaching me how to type better. Itz working kinda. Anywaayz, I’m figurin out how to get the raisins down off the dresser so I can eat dim all. And I don’t plan on sharing. That little baby bun loves raisins but I get more than him cuz I’m older and …cuter.


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                                                                                                                                                                          HAY GUYZ ITS BUN HERE. I CANT BELEEVE THOZ 2 POSTED WITOUT ME. TOTALY FIGURZ. I PRESSED SOME BUTTON MAKEZ MAI LETTERZ BIG. I LIKE DIM BIG CUZ IM SMALL BUT IM FULL OF SPUNK. SO ANYWYZ BEE AND INDY R SOOOO ANNOYIN. THEY ALWAYS ZIPPIN AROUND AND MAKIN NOISEZ. I ATE A NANNER 2DAY. IT WAS SOOOO GEWD. I DID ALOTT OF LAPZ 2DAY IN MY BEDROOM. TONZ OF BINKIEZ ALL OVER, MOM WAS SAYIN “GO BUN GOOOOO” I WUZ SO HAPPY TO GET OUT OF HER ROOM SO I DIDNT HAVE TO SEE INDY AND BEE UGHHHHH. THOSE 2 R ALWAYS UP 2 NO GOODZ I SWER!!!!


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                                                                                                                                                                            Monkey, you swave took away you calors???!! Swave said she buy me purple colorz when i runs out of white color!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                            EEEEE, Bumble and Indy buns so naughty!! Stop waking up your swave!! Let swave sleep!!!


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                                                                                                                                                                              Chacha, Mommy-swave sez 3 boxez too much to put colowz in. So wonze we iz bondeded i can haz back!


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                                                                                                                                                                                Your swave has 3 boxes out for yous and Mooseypoo to use the toiret??? Wowza!!

                                                                                                                                                                                I runs around doing bunny 500 and jump onto swave while she napped on the couch!! She caught me chewing on swave #2’s hat dat he left. She say “Mister won’t like that!” She mobe da hat!! WHY!!!??? I wants chewww!!! >


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                                                                                                                                                                                  U should be able 2 if u r quweet abut it…


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                                                                                                                                                                                    Swave said I cant.. she eben asked Swave #2. He owns lots hats.. swave said she ask again :p i wants show him my bunstrucction skills!!

                                                                                                                                                                                    How da buns?

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