Deaw Wabbitpam

[Deleted User]

we can no more phone you as we was found out. Yes, big twouble we gotz for phoning all de way to Flowida. But we still haz the internetz when de slave is out. So today I an witing you for help again. Our slave has a pwoblem, it iz like an obsezion. She will change up our dings all de time, and when she iz done changing our dings, she will change dem up some mowe. It is weally stwessful to live awound so much change. She means well, so she says, but how can we makes her stop? Help, please!

Luv

de wabbut quawtet.

[Sani]

i think i’m missing something here o_0;

[LoveChaCha]

I think this is meant for a member on the board

[Deleted User]

Ok, I will explain to be polite. My name is Lint and I am a wabbit wepwesenting my wabbit quawtet. Wabbitpam has helped us in de past, when my slave wanted to twade us for anothew wabbit on hewe; she wanted to send us away to get diz othew wabbit in place of us! At least, she said so. The othew wabbit was vewwy beautiful and she wants him but she has enuf wabbits alweady. Wabbitpam spoke on our behalf. Wabbitpam is our fwiend.

[Monkeybun]

hehehe poor Linty.

[RabbitPam]

ROFLMAO!!!!

Wewwy, wewwy nice to hea fwom yooz. (That’s harder to write than pig latin!)

I will pw, uh, promise to continue to keep your slave in line, making her understand the needs of 4 rabbits, which all come first, then their friends next (that would be me), then her car mechanic, then herself. (So she can always get to the store for fresh veggies, of course.)

Now that you guys can type, and had to put down the phone, would you mind linking the post where I became your champion? I am getting old and creaky (so Sammy says. I’m not really, just forgetful) and would like to reread that post.

And remember; if you stand on each others’ backs, raiding the fridge is a synch. Don’t tell Slave I said so.

[RabbitPam]

Oh! Please forgive. I didn’t help out.

To keep the Slave from changing your things (house? shelves? food? TV remote location?) you must do the following:

Chew a willow ball and seagrass matte into long, single strands. Pile discreetly behind a chair or couch.
Act sweet to the Slave, and lure her to said chair or couch.
One of you jump in her lap.
Let her pet you, hum quietly until her eyelids lower and she is almost asleep.
Three of you silently bring out the strands, and drop poo on them end to end until they are firmly sautered together.
Wrap strands of willow and seagrass carefully around…and around…and around Slave. Particularly hands and feet.
Get remote.
Turn on religion channel.
She will be unable to get up, change your dings, or think clearly as she falls into a mezmerized stupor. Leave her there. Go dancing.

I hope this helps. Wuv, Wabbitpam.

[katiep]

Dear Lint,

    I might have another solution for you!  Buy your slave a plane ticket to Cleveland, Ohio to move around my bunnies cages and build them a palace!  My bunnies can use some change and so more space!  Unfortunately I don’t have the time to do this right now…..so it’s a win win!  In return, I will send you payment for loan of your slave…how about a head of romaine for each day she’s here?  What do you say?  Keep me posted!
Katie P

[Monkeybun]

Deaw Lint, Monkeh hewe. If yoo awe having pwobwems wiff yow slave, yoo can send hew hewe. She can help meh make Moosie wub me!

[RabbitPam]

Aww, Monkeh. Moosie wubs you, he just has a tummy ache.

Lint, Katie P made a darn good offer. I’d take it, but ask for nanners, too.

[katiep]

ok Lint….i’ll tell ya what…..i’ll take RabbitPam up on the nanners AND sweeten the deal with raisins if she bonds all 7 of my bunnies too!! You’ll have a nice long vacation without any changes while your slave works with my unbondable 7!

[MimzMum]

Wabbitpam is a wascally chawactew…iz always awowing Mimzy, Pip & Fivew to send emails to Flowida asking fow cwedit cawd numbews to buy cookies wif off da intewwebs.

We needs to put out an aww points buwwetin! ^_^ Cwiminawl activiteez suspected!

[MirBear]

deawr lint & rest of quartet,
hershey & Twix heawr, (mostly hershey) send yowr swave to me!! a has a whip i use on mir bear .. (not a weal won, just ma fuzzie cuteness ) while she is gone on training fluff up your coats and she will pett you instead of moving your stuff

Wuv, Da Siamese sable Girls

[MirBear]

(sorry, im still learning the language of the sacred bunneh)

[Deleted User]

OK, hewe iz de link to how we was found out about dose phone calz to Flowida…

https://www.binkybunny.com/FORUM/tabid/54/a…spx#163230    (page 5)

I dank all de membews who replied kindly wid suggestionz. I feel bettew now because I haz such gweat conzultantz.

My quawtet and I have now quitz de poo warz even to make her leave our dings alone; it iz ouw last rezort; it was a big sacrifize to gives up de poo warz. If diz doez not wowk; we will sendz de swave to katiep and after katiep getz tiwed of her changing up de dings dewe, we will send de swave to Moosie. Diz iz de plan.

We miss ouw poo warz vewwy much, but someding had to givez.

 

Luv, Lint.

 

 

[Deleted User]

Katie P, I kept dinking… “De Unbondable Seven” — dat’z soundz like such a good movie…

[RabbitPam]

Ah, yes.
4 crying, sobbing, weeping bunnies…who now have their phone privileges removed, and their dings rearranged.
How much are bunnies expected to take?
I think you are all showing great strength by stopping the poo wars. The extended travel plan sounds good.
Now, check out air fares to Florida and Alaska. You 4 need a vacation.

*Sammy blows kisses*

[MimzMum]

Mimz, Pip & Fivah awe gowing to Fwowida? Or iz de Qwawtet coming hewe? 0_o

[Deleted User]

I iz confoozed. I an gettin cold feetz now heawing about deze faw-away pwaces. Now dat we haz called off de poo warz ouw swave haz not touched ouw dings. Hehe, she dinks dat she made the poo warz stop by changing up ouw dings and findin just de wight configuwation of ouw wabitat. Silly swaves, so stoopid!

[Deleted User]

Posted By RabbitPam on 04/12/2010 03:53 PM
  where I became your champion?

but… we dought dat you wewe evewwybunny’s champion! Somewhewe on diz fowum you had allowed us bunz to wwite in for ouwselves, wemembew? I can’t findz de dread fow de life of me. I dink sammykinz stawted it… so maybe she is de weal champ hewe!

[RabbitPam]

Den it wowked!!! Slave is under contwol. Good job.

I will find post you mean. Be wite bak.

binkybunny.com/FORUM/tabid/54/afv/t…fault.aspx

I posted this in January. I think there were other ones for bunnies to speak for themselves, but it was either started by another member (I suspect it was Bunnytowne) or it was an older post and I can’t seem to access those easily right now.

Anyway, thank you, yes, I like to think I am ewwybunny’s champion!

[Deleted User]

diz iz nawt de one I ment; de dread I wwote in waz oldew. why we don’t makes a new one now pwease?

[Deleted User]

PS.: wewe iz Bunnytowne?

[Moonlight_Wolf]

Hello Fewn hewe, I would like to say that it iz good that your slave iz under contwol. Ma slave iz vewy easy to contwol. We even got hew to give us mowe of hew woom to us. Now we haz most of the woom and she is the one who is caged in. Seez Lint? It iz easy to contwol slaves if you take small steps towawd domination. I plan to dominate this house by the end of this yeaw.

HEY it’z Thizle, mez wants to zay goods jobs toz yooz! Sowwy ma languag iz nawt az goot az Fewn’s shez bewter wiff wowds. Shez the brainz and Iz the brawnz, tats wat mez zay, but she still beatz mez up. Specially whenz iz eatz the lettucez.

[Deleted User]

Hehe! I an so happy you joined diz discuzion, Fewn an Dizle. Uz wabbits need to chat mowe; seemz the swaves do most of de chattingz. De swaves talkz ’bout uz wabbitz behindz ouw backz all de time! dey made dis fowum fow demselves. It iz called “binkybunny” — you’d dink dat itz fow wabbits to uze, but in weality de swaves uze it. If it wewe fow dem, it should say “binkyhooman”!
I wish I had my swave wwapped awound my wittle toe like youz do it. Wow. You gotz de entiwe woom? Dat’s my next goal den.

[Moonlight_Wolf]

Yea, I iz glad that we bunniez can talk togethew! Yea diz site should be called someting like Binkyhooman, maybez it shood be called Shrwieking Hoomans because hoomans shweik wen they awe excited, I’ve heawd my hooman’s sister sweik when she waz excited. She sweiked and then she did a weiwd binky thing, but it waz not a pwoper binky. Myz hooman twies to do binkys sometimez but theyz are not az good az a bunny’z binky.

It tookz lotz of wowk to make my hooman give uz the entiwe woom, but the wowk was wowth it. Iz now haz mowe woom to binky! My next goal iz to take over zee next woom, and zhen zee whole house! I will has to get wid of zhee Smellyz tewwiew, but zee cuwly dog can stayz, he iz nice. Thiztle doez nawt like him but Iz do!

Todayz my hooman even got a new cawdboawd box fow us, Iz am excited, becauze I sawz her making holes in zee box, zat meanz we awe going to get a new box soon!

[RabbitPam]

Evwybunny, check dis out!

https://www.binkybunny.com/tabid/54/afv/top…fault.aspx

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