Slave of Diva Club

[RabbitPam]

There’s comfort in numbers, along with savings when you buy bandaids in bulk.

How many of us have Divas? I suppose certain males can be included, both in the bunny and slave categories of course.

But those genuine, demanding, bossy, stubborn, spoiled, regal, magnificent Divas are not your average bunny. (thank God.)

So for those of you who have reported (ie. complained) your Diva’s latest behavior and are ready to LOL or just bite back, come join my club.

Pix and examples are welcome.

And we need some criteria to qualify. After all, no Diva is going to let just ANYBUN into their club!

Samantha Bunnykins: Exquisite eyeliner. Baby boxer. Under-bed phantom. Walks into cage without assistance (Don’t touch me!). Will not respond to the command “Come here.” WILL respond to the command “Kisses.” (Puts her nose to my lips to receive them.)

New photos of Herself:

[Beka27]

 

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!?”

 

 

“No… I can’t come out to play.  She told me to wait here.”

[Elrohwen]

I’m scared to get a girl bun with all of the diva stories going around! I don’t think I’m prepared for a diva bun 😛

[Deleted User]

Elrohwen, seriously, go for the male

[Elrohwen]

But Otto tells me he wants a girlfriend!!! 😉 As long as Otto could deal with diva-ness, I guess I could deal with it.

[Deleted User]

It will be fine since you would be introducing the female. I personally really like the male rabbits. They are not complicated.

[Sarita]

My current females are not diva’s at all. Emmy, my rex, is extremely easy going. Peaches, my Dutch, is very quiet, and Toffee, well, I’m not entirely sure what Toffee is but she doesn’t seem diva like to me, but she can be a little grumpy. I think I lucked out :~)

[Deleted User]

Maybe the larger females are more laid back. Deirdra isn’t so bad compared to other females but compared to my boys, yes, she has an edge.

[katie, max & penny]

penny, my boy, is a total diva!

he only comes to me for treats & foot flicks me every day (alllllll day). he never allows my grimy paws to touch his regal fur without throwing a fit.

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: Queen of the Universe, does not deign to be touched by lower life forms; demanding of attention, provided no touchies happen; dainty eater; demands kisses from her boy toy before he gets any from her; showers cuteness upon her admirers, from a distance of course.

How dare you wake me, slave!

Give kiss NOW, male!

 

[katiep]

I am slave to a Diva princess bunny.  That would be her Majesty Smokey Jo.  But as response to earlier posts, not all females are divas…i have another female, Flo, who is sweet as pie.  However, Smokey determines if you are good enough to pick her up or pet her and if you don’t and she has told you to….be prepared to get the cold bunny butt for a few days to put you in your place!  Make with the treats mommy!

Gotta follow with pictures of her royalness….

 

[MimzMum]

Hm….so male bunny divas are allowed? Or were we talking about bunny slaves? What would you call a male bunny diva…a Devo? ^_^

Well…Pip probably wrote the book on divas…or at least dictated it.

I eat paparazzi for breakfast….

By the way…where IS my breakfast? You were supposed to bring it 15 seconds ago!

Have you seen my latest movie?

It’s called “Kiss My Butt.”

[Monkeybun]

Awww Pip is too pretty to be allowed to stay that far away from me. *bunnynaps*

[MimzMum]

Her Majesty does not approve of bunnapping. <.< lolz…
I just love that pic of Monkey though…what an evil little thing! xD I expect that cute little head of hers to start spinning around on her neck!

[Monkeybun]

Thats the most evil pic I’ve had of her Majesty… lol

[Barbie]

MM… well according to this article, male divas – “divos” – are definitely allowed http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/features/6369/how-to-be-a-male-diva-the-divo It was the second hit on my google search for “male diva”

Lol. Leroy’s not a diva though… He’s really laid back, cuddly, and lovey. He does have an ornery streak though, lol. AND, the stinker taught Jeannie how to jump up onto the couch so now I’m chasing two of them off all the time… I would just let them up on the couch but Jeannie still is pretty lax with her litter box habits when it comes to poo so I’d rather not be finding poop all over my couch.

Jeannie on the other hand is a diva! She’s a sweetie and loves attention, but she’s got a HUGE bunnitude for being so small Very demanding of grooms from Leroy. Hehe

I love all the pictures guys! Here’s one of Jeannie saying “Yes, I know I’m pretty. Now bring me my veggies!”

[RabbitPam]

LOL that Kiss my Butt pix of Pippie is just the best!

[MimzMum]

Divos allowed? Well, in that case….

This one is always foot flicking me when I’m cleaning him up, giving me lip about wiping his nose, throwing his box when breakfast is late, digging at me for treats, nipping me at the least provocation, and doing his ninja pees on my bedcovers when he thinks I’m not looking….

However this all pales in the light of what a total snuggle bun he is when he wants to be, and that I have yet to really see a good stinkeye from him, despite my shortcomings as a bunny slave. (‘Course it’s hard to see someone’s eyes when all they show you is their butt….)

He knows though…all he has to do is sneeze and he has my attention. Totally.

Being a troll…..I want him to get some exercise…but NOOOOOOOO! >.<

 

Of course…he still knows who wears the pants in this warren….

 

[bunnytowne]

I would certainly say divos are definitely allowed.

Says Ms. Diva Ruby

 

Ahh wake me when it’s over

 

 

 

[Barbie]

That fur!!!! BT, I LOVE Princess Ruby’s hair clip! How did you get her to leave it in!?

[LoveChaCha]

PRINCESS CHACHA SAYS: I AM JUDGING YOU

[MimzMum]

Ruby is SO beautiful! ^_^ I see she has the same ruff below her chin that Pip has….
But of course, we won’t say it’s a dewlap…shhhh!
Must be part of her mane. How old is Ruby, BT? I’m curious, because Pip is much fluffier than she was when we got her and I’m wondering if she’ll grow a skirt next? I was just seeing how much longer her facial fur is now, it really is more pronounced and makes a more square look to her face.

Like so:

hehehe…bunny leeps!

Soooo sleepy……

zzzzzzzzz……………….and the joy of static electicity at work on her tufts…..~_~

[jerseygirl]

Have you seen my latest movie?

It’s called “Kiss My Butt.”

LOL!

Loving seeing all these new pics guys!

[LoveChaCha]

Mimz, your bunny is so cute

[Elrohwen]

MM, my husband usually hates lionheads, but he saw a picture of Pip in this thread and said “What kind of bunny is that? She’s so cute! We need to get one like that.” Haha.

[MimzMum]

I’m lucky Pippi is only part lionhead. She’s also Palomino, so she doesn’t have the whole body full of hair. I’d be a mess if I had to groom all that fluff! 0_o

[bunnytowne]

Ruby will be 2  april 15.  She does have lots of hair on her chest.  Lots of hair all over

 

[LittlePuffyTail]

Olivia demands her slave gets VIB membership in this club! She’s a super diva! She loves luxury…she sleeps on a plush pink blanket  in her cardboard house with her teddy bear. Sometimes, all of a sudden, Mr. Bear upsets her and he, literally, goes flying out of the house. She has the mandatory diva mood swings: One second she’s tooth purring while you stroke her nose and the next, you are getting pummeled and honked at. When she comes into the living room for “binky time” she immediately goes around the room, chinning everything…this is mine…this is mine.

 

 

[katiep]

Wow, LPT, love Olivias pink boa and matching plush bed! I cracked up when I heard of her Divas mood swings and Mr. Bear being thrown out on his plush butt! gotta love the divas!

[MimzMum]

0_o

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0_0!!!!!

WHERE on earth did miss Olivia diva bunny get that GORGEOUS fluffy bed?! (personally, I don’t like pink, but a purple one would be perfection for Madame Pippicus!)

[RabbitPam]

OOO I just love them all! Princesses Chacha and Ruby and Smokey Jo – beauties. The divos (Leroy is adorable, Penny too) are OF COURSE allowed in the club. Though MM, I was sure Fiver was going to be the first to sign up.

Wait. Didn’t see this went onto a second page. Who did I leave out?

[RabbitPam]

*swoons at Madame Olivia*

Wanna pink pillow bed too.

I just got Samantha a stuffed tiger. She licks it a few times, but it doesn’t get the hint and groom her back so she’s walked away. Two days now. No returned grooming. Worthless tiger.

[MimzMum]

It’s funny, I don’t think of Fiver as a divo…I think of him as a toddler. Seeing as he’s coming into his terrible twos, I’m probably right.

[Denise12]

 

Miss Buster

 

 

[RabbitPam]

Denise12, she is Divalicious!

[Denise12]

Samantha Bunnykins and Jeannie look a lot like Buster!

[MimzMum]

Posted By RabbitPam on 03/14/2010 06:03 PM
*swoons at Madame Olivia*

Wanna pink pillow bed too.

I just got Samantha a stuffed tiger. She licks it a few times, but it doesn’t get the hint and groom her back so she’s walked away. Two days now. No returned grooming. Worthless tiger.

 

            What happened to sock doggie? *eyes Pam’s avatar* lol…I know, that’s not a bunny toy, but you’d think she’d love to have her own since you can’t let her get at the others.

[Barbie]

Yeah they do look a lot alike! We have a lot of the “eyeliner” bunnies on BB. At least it seems like it… There’s Samantha, Buster, Jeannie, Indy (K&K) um… who am I missing?

Lol, I don’t see Leroy as a divo per say… more like an ornery butt/cuddle bug… he gets his way with me just because he’s so handsome! He doesn’t even have to throw any bunnitude fits!

[Sage Cat]

These Diva Photos are awesome!!!

I lucked out – I have a little lady & a Goof-Ball!

[RabbitPam]

MM,
Sock Doggie keeps Rainbow Sockbunny company on my (useless) old computer desk.

I agree that she needs one of her own, and have a weird sock doll I found at Toys R Us waiting in the wings. I put down for her once, but two toys the same day was one too many. So I am getting her used to Tiger, and will let her have this little creature (that would fit in her basket) at a later date. It’s factory made, so a bit sturdier than our favorite sock bunnies. It is a multicolored thing. I’ll take pix one of these days. If she had loved it and grabbed it and taken it in the basket with her, I would have left it there.

Of course, I could swap it with Sock Doggie since she clearly liked him. I have to check him for parts she could chew and swallow, but maybe I will do that.

[Deleted User]

Olivia and Ruby are professional Divas…. Hollywood material. I could see these two together on the cover of “Vogue Lapin”

[RabbitPam]

Herself has no interest in either Sock Doggie or the new little thing. (I put it near her basket again.)

She only wants to get into my bedroom.

Like a dripping water faucet…let me in, let me in, let me in…let me in, let me in, let me in…torture.

[MimzMum]

lolz…Chinese Bunny Torture…your bunny bugs you till you give in and give it what it wants. More effective than any other form of torture. ^_^

Pam, do you think Herself would like her pen moved into the bedroom with you at night, so she’s closer to you? (don’t know if that’s doable) I know that might be impossible since you need sleep for work and she might be noisy at night, but…it was just a thought. ^_^

[jerseygirl]

Kay has a diva look without the ‘Tude. She’s so elegant, look at those feet!

[MimzMum]

Hmmm…I have two sock doggies and neither one would be suitable for bunnies, imo.
Especially if she’s chewing on her tiger….. 0_o She’s not, is she?

[RabbitPam]

No, the few passes she’s made at the tiger, it’s just been grooming licks only. The sock doggie and the other thing, still ignored.

She might be starting a shed finally. And she didn’t eat her breakfast greens, carrot piece or much hay. but I came home and found her napping in her pellet dish. She just sat for two hours in her basket hidey spot, and just came out with a big stretch. I think she wants fresh food, but I don’t want to give it on top of what’s still there.

I doubt she wants to be in the bedroom with me, since she’s often in a different room than I am. I think she likes under the bed. And the extra track space for a run. What’s nice about her room is that it’s where my favorite TV is, plus the main computer when it worked, so I can be in there while she bops in and out of her house. Or if I’m here in the living room, she’s next to me under her basket. I’m waiting for my new clicker to arrive.

Maybe she’s just not a toy loving bunny. Spockie wasn’t either. Could that be something about the way I raise them? Anyway, going to poke her tummy in case there’s gas, and possibly give her a little something to move along any swallowed fur. Her poos are not pearls, though.

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