Pet Notes

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

I will admit I stole this from a dog forum-but it’s SUCH a cute idea  

Basically write a note to your pets

 

 

Rupert

Quit pooing and peeing around Chuck and Noots crib-they have been here a long time and are not going anywhere. And it stinks.
Also-I know your there-you’re a 10 lb rabbit-hard to miss. If I’m not giving you raisins it’s because your fat, not because I somehow missed you. Clawing my leg is not going to get you raisins.
No matter what I’m wearing-when someone comes in your room it’s me. No need to freak out because I’m wearing different pants or have my hair funny…
-Mom

Kahlua

Stomping at four am for no reason for hours is insane. It’s a distress signal-not something to turn and use on your rabbitslaves for punishment for a slight you perceived during the day.
-the lady who has always lived with you, feeds you and brushes you. Yes the one you don’t like.

Chuck
Hi I’m mom. Wish you didn’t hate me-I only do things because I’m looking after you-not to insult your superiority.
-Mom (yes the lady you hate-who picks you up, gives meds, cleans your eye, changes your bedding and takes you to the V-E-T)

Noot
We’ve had this routine for over two months now-I move you and change bedding. The new bedding is dry and I only take a few seconds. STOP trying to charge back in after two seconds-lemmie finish you stubborn stubborn thing. You are driving me insane.
-Food lady

Mikey

Please relax in the car-shaking and crying does not make us get to the dog park sooner. I know you can-I see you relax when it’s not our destination.

You get plenty of food-including real people food served on a plate. Stop making me feel guilty if I don’t share. I already gave you yours.

The water bowl is not going to hurt you-yes it gurgles-it’s not alive nor does it want to eat you. It’s been there several weeks now….

Sleep in the bed. It’s not the end of the world if one of us rolls over-and certainly doesn’t warrant being told off by a forty pound dog in the middle of the night.

Last night? REAL cute-chewing your rawhide, toys and in general partying until 5 am…don’t do that again-please!

-Mom

[Monkeybun]

Monkey-
Yes, you are the Bun Queen. That doesn’t mean you can flick your feet at me when I bend down to fill your water bowl. Unless you’d rather not have water… and glaring at me doesn’t make me wanting ot stop petting you, so you may as well stop.

Leaving poo everywhere also isn’t very ladylike. You weren’t born in a barn you know…(well, maybe…)

Moose-

Honestly, I’m not going to eat you. You can stop being a scaredybun every time someone comes near your pen. Also, the blocks and the paper bag won’t eat you either, really.

Trying to lift your pen every night gets annoying, we have it secured for a reason. Its either that or let the psycho black thing near you… and we both know you don’t want that, so you may as well stop.

Oh. And its ok to do other stuff during the day than sit in a loaf and stare at Monkey. She won’t try to kill you while you’re in your pen.

-Mommy

[LizzieKnittyBun]

Remy: I love it when you sleep right next to my leg at night, and even wake up to give me foot baths under the covers, but will you please stop ripping holes in the sheets when you get excited? I know it’s *super* cool to be in bed – I totally think so too. But Mommy and Daddy like the sheets the way they are, without further ventilation.

Momo: After I give you a raisin, my finger doesn’t turn into one. Raisins are small and wrinkly and dark. My finger is not. Also, would it kill you to pee in the litterbox *every* time, instead of when you feel like it? I know it’s super fun to pee in the corner in the kitchen, and yes I do admit it’s not difficult to clean up and I do appreciate that you avoid the rug altogether, but this is just something to think about.

I love you both so much it’s ridiculous!

-Mama

[jerseygirl]

Heck! Why bother write them a note when they’ll just eat it anyway. I just tell them direct. I have done this in the hopes they’ll heed my words.

[babybunsmum]

lol
pinky… it is well understood that you need your crack… er… pellets first thing in the morning and i swear i dole them out as quickly as i can possibly coordinate in my early morning haze. there is no need to box and bite at the pellet container while i try to open it and reach for the scoop. sometimes you get my fingers and it hurts! also, trying to bite off my arm *while* i’m holding you is not safe for either of us.

bogart… again i tell you… the rabbit litter is NOT a food source. for heavens sake stop snorfing it when i have my back turned for 9 seconds. you will just end up having to poop during the day when i’m not home to let you out. we both know that greeting me home from work with a big pile of poo in the kitchen does not set the tone for a relaxing and fun evening.

your mum

[babybunsmum]

ps i love you

[katie, max & penny]

penny,
it would be lovely if you learned that my every movement does not warrant a thump. i understand that you are easily frightened but i’ve had you for six months now. haven’t you learned that i bring food/treats/other good things? so please be nicer to me also, the little wrinkle above your nose is very cute & you are very patient with max when he’s hyper and i appreciate that. i love you!
love, the lady you hate.
ps, the litterbox is there for a reason….

max,
oh max. you are my first lovebun & i love you so much! while sometimes it is nice to wake up to you jumping all over me in my bed, sometimes 6 am comes too early. it would also be nice if you tranced like a normal bunny instead of freaking out when i need to clip your talons. i don’t have many complaints, you really are a wonderful furbaby.
love, mommy

[wendyzski]

Dear Pepper,

I know you’re very happy to have momma home for more skritchings on demand. You certainly don’t know what “unemployment” means. I love that you’ve started warming up to my friends, and that as soon as I go to bed you are immediately there to demand your rightful goodnight pets.

However, when you start shedding clumps on your allergic momma’s pillow, it means it’s butt-combing time….

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

Rupert

Kahlua is your girlfriend-it would be nice if you shared with her. But barring that possibility-could you at least not take food out of her mouth?
-Mom

[Nat]

I am bunless  But this looks like fun. Can I do one for my rats? Ohhh thank you thank you!

Alice,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           It would be nice if you could sloowww doowwnn a little to sit back and melt into me for some cuddles.  Also, I’d prefer that you don’t give me the constant guilt stare from your freakin MANSION of a cage filled with cozy hammocks and toys AND snacks while it’s not playtime. That applies to not jumping out of the hammock where your poor sister just wants to sleep whenever I stirr during the night in my bed. I spent good money on those hammocks.  Can’t wait for playtime so we can play tickle monster!

Love, mama.

Rosalie,

My bebe. I love it when you melt into my robe for cuddles. I’m glad that you sit still. But just because I drop something on the ground or make a sudden movement doesn’t mean that you have to run and hide. And during playtime it would be nice if you came up to investigate me more and say hi. And please don’t destroy the hammocks when I’m at school with your razor teeth!

Love, mommy.

Now, whats the game tickle monster? Its when Alice bounds up to me during playtime to investigate what I’m doing. Then my hand sneaks up on her and tickles her little bum and she dashes away. And of course comes back for more!

 

[LizzieKnittyBun]

aww, your ratties sound so cute!

[Nat]

Aw thanks They are awesome.

[RabbitPam]

Sammykins,

Please make friends with my left hand. It is not a claw. It is not going to bite you, so there is no reason to bite and box IT.
It would also be nice if you would make friends with my family when they come to visit, instead of grabbing treats and hiding under your basket.

And there is nothing wrong with the bathroom floor or throwrug, which I bought especially for you to walk on so you didn’t have to step on the bathroom floor.
You always watch me from the doorway when I am on my litter pan, but you never step in. It’s unnerving.

I do appreciate your patience when I am on the computer all night with my bunny friends.

-Your Mum, whose feet you love and hands you hate.

[Cassi&Charlie]

Dear Charlie,
I miss you. I’ll be there soon. Thank you for remembering me and coming towards the speakers when I talk to you on skype. Also I hope the messages I leave on the answering machine don’t scare you, I know it must be weird hearing my voice come from no where.
I love you, I miss you and soon I’m bringing you home.

Dear Layla,
Please don’t hate me.
Love Mum

[MimzMum]

Mimzy: For heaven’s sake, use your hanky! >_< Goobers are a rotten fashion accessory. If you'd give me less trouble with your allergy meds, you wouldn't need to wash your face each time you sneeze.
Fiver: Do you know how much fun it is having to wash your bum as often as I do? I’m barfing rainbows here. So please don’t be mad at me if I don’t give you all that yummy looking lettuce that Mimzy is getting. I’m not favoring him over you, honest. Quit looking at me with your beady eyes and big lashes like I’m starving you.
Pip: For the last time… ONE cookie per treat time! I should get you a mirror…have you seen your profile lately? I don’t care how high you climb up the wall of your habitat. Keep sticking your nose and lips out of the bars like that and they’re going to freeze there.
And to all of you…yes, that annoying green thing with the lights and baubles all over it is finally gone, so more room for your playpen. At least I didn’t leave it up till Valentine’s Day this year.

And BBM reminds me…GRIFF & TOOEY: Stay out of the hay box! You’re CATS…not COWS!

[Jaymie]

Saffron – I’m utterly thankful to have you in my life.

Elias – I miss you more than words can say.

Love Jaymie

[MarkBun]

Maryann,

Put down the gun and step away from bomb.

[TARM]

Dear Tank and Ranger,

You were my first bunnies and because of that you will always be special. However (!) specialness does not = cuteness when you growl at me during cage cleaning time. It would be very nice if you wouldn’t run from me every time I try to pet you. I realize you can’t stand it when I pluck loose fur clumps from your butt…but I can’t resist. Your mom is a little OCD. Plus it’s for your own good. Please just sit still and be nice.

Dear Marshmallow and Digger,

I am going to reach inside your cage regardless of how hard you bite me. So please knock it off. You get more treats when you keep your teeth to yourself. And what’s up with the strewning of hay all over your floor? You aren’t getting new hay every time you empty your rack if the hay I just gave you is on the floor.

Dear Oliver and Ozzie,

You are sweet, sweet boys. I love how clean you keep your pen and I miss you guys now that you live in Amber’s room. I’m trying to think of a way to convince your mom that you should move back downstairs if I build a second level on top of Zinnia’s cage. Smooches and snuggles!

Dear Zinnia,

I love you! I love you I love you I love you! You are the most beautifulest big bunny girl EVER! I love how you binky in your cage in the morning during feeding time and I also love how you wait for your nose skritches before you dive into your pellets. There are two things I’d like to change. Please stop biting my boobs. That hurts. You can wait a minute and let me snuggle you before I put you down for out time. It’s not like you’re going to do anything other than sit in your Diva Dome (aka under the end table) and watch us. Speaking of which, would you PLEASE do something other than just sit with your front paws crossed looking at us? Banning the dogs from the living room while your out would seem much less mean if you would actually DO something when you’re out with us. I would especially like it if you would jump in my lap, though refraining from chomping my laptop cord would be appreciated.

I’m so glad to have you!

Love,

Mom (Grandma to Oliver and Ozzie)

[corpathina]

Dear MJ (The King of Hop),

I have noticed you’ve been hard at work through the night in your laboratory perfecting your new weapons. They Hay Bomb you set off every night definitely takes some time out of my day, as well as the Poo Cannon you’ve perfected. I appreciate that you’ve stopped launching your Poo into the living room and are now limiting the shooting range to the space around your litter box. This is very considerate of you.

Also, I’m not sure what the water bottle did to offend you so greatly, but please stop trying to kill it. Yanking it around or chomping the end of it will not make the water come out any faster, though it does create a tendency for it to leak.

I apologize that Human Target #2 does not love you like I do. He expects you to be more like a dog and doesn’t have patience for you when you do not come when called, do not play fetch, or when you insist that he is not allowed to put his feet where he wants and use your head as a battering ram against them. See, there’s this thing called “rent,” which you don’t pay, and therefore don’t really have a say-so in where Human Target #2’s feet may or may not be placed.

Therefore, I hope you will accept my proposal to teach you “tricks” so therefore you will be deemed by Human Target #2 as “useful.” I’m sure you will find this degrading, but as you are an international spy, I have no doubt you will excel with said “tricks” and gain the favor of all humans.. right before you kill us.

Still, no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise, I know that in your conquest to take over the world you will spare me. I saw you slowly drift to sleep as you had your head snuggled in the crook my neck last night. You can’t fool me, I know you love it when we play chase around the house.

In conclusion, oh Master of Disapproval, please know that I love you so very much and I’m glad we found each other. Thank you for being a good bunny and I hope we can further our friendship as time goes on.

Love,
Emma

[kralspace]

Dear Pringles, Great Warrior Princess: You are all powerful queen of the bunny room, all the rest, including Lola, know it, even if you think they don’t. There is no need for you to continue covering the floor in the common play area with pee and poop each time you come out to play.

Dear Lola, Flesh Rendering Minx: You are all-powerful queen of the bunny room, all the rest, including Pringles, know it, even if you think they don’t. There is no need for you to continue covering the floor in the common play area with pee and poop each time you come out to play.

Dear Hershey, You are mom’s favorite.

[Monkeybun]

Posted By kralspace on 01/12/2010 11:13 AM
Dear Pringles, Great Warrior Princess: You are all powerful queen of the bunny room, all the rest, including Lola, know it, even if you think they don’t. There is no need for you to continue covering the floor in the common play area with pee and poop each time you come out to play.

Dear Lola, Flesh Rendering Minx: You are all-powerful queen of the bunny room, all the rest, including Pringles, know it, even if you think they don’t. There is no need for you to continue covering the floor in the common play area with pee and poop each time you come out to play.

Dear Hershey, You are mom’s favorite.

 lol!

[vaderslave]

Dear Vader: you are perfect in just about every way, and I love that you are so comfortable and happy in just about every situation. However, being happy go lucky does not give you a free pass to every part of the apartment. It does not please me when you break out of your room at night and poop in the kitchen. You would be perfect if you just listened when we say No! instead of stopping, staring, and waiting til we aren’t looking. Please do not learn how to chew things up or spray.
-Mom, aka that lady that feeds you

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