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This topic has 13sd replies, 11 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 5 months ago by Kokaneeandkahlua.

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- 11/03/2009 at 3:40 PM
  Furface
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  Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog.
  I was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
  
  What did she think I had, an elephant?
  So since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog.
  I was starting the Purina Diet again.
  I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time,
  but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
  
  I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
  simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
  The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
  (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
  
  Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
  I told her no.
  I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s butt and a car hit us both.
  
  I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
  
  Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
  
  Better watch what you ask retired people.
  They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
  
  Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends……it will be their
  Laugh for the day
- 11/03/2009 at 3:58 PM
  mrmac
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  That’s hilarious! I am surprised it could be taken seriously!!!!! That made my day!
- 11/03/2009 at 4:09 PM
  Furface
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  LOL,
  NO,
  It was an email giggle, in my inbox today.
  I could never keep a straight face long enough to actually pull that off.
- 11/03/2009 at 4:12 PM
  mrmac
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  Haha I would have cracked half way through!
- 11/03/2009 at 5:10 PM
  Barbie
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  Oh that’s awesome!!! lol
- 11/03/2009 at 5:37 PM
  bunnytowne
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  lol funnhy.
  
  I have been known to tell people who ask about the hay what I am doing with it. I tell them I make hay and grass soup it is my new diet and it is delicious
- 11/03/2009 at 5:39 PM
  Furface
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  Posted By bunnytowne on 11/03/2009 05:37 PM
  
  lol funnhy.
  
  I have been known to tell people who ask about the hay what I am doing with it. I tell them I make hay and grass soup it is my new diet and it is delicious
  
  Sounds delicious!!! ROFLMAO
- 11/03/2009 at 5:49 PM
  Moonlight_Wolf
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  LOL now I really want to do this to someone!
- 11/03/2009 at 6:51 PM
  Monkeybun
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  lol, sounds like something my mom would do! lol
- 11/03/2009 at 7:12 PM
  luvmybunny
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  LOL that is hilarious!!
- 11/03/2009 at 9:32 PM
  Adalaide
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  This definately sounds like something I would do. My youngest daughter was born with a darn red-purple birthmark on the top back of one of her thighs. It was summer and we were at the store so she was just wearing a onesie. She starting playing with her feet and her birthmark was clearly visable. Some lady had the nerve to walk up to me and make some sort of accusation about beating my child. I simply told her that what I do in my own home is none of her business, the look on her face was priceless. This is what happens when people say stupid things.
- 11/04/2009 at 1:31 AM
  jerseygirl
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  Hehehe! I read this earlier today but didn’t have time to reply. I love it! Of course I saw 2 irish setters today aswell and this sprung to mind again. lol
- 11/04/2009 at 10:51 AM
  Sage Cat
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  I love it!!!!
- 11/04/2009 at 1:16 PM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  LOVE IT!!
  
  simply told her that what I do in my own home is none of her business, the look on her face was priceless. This is what happens when people say stupid things
  
  Funny!!
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