FUZZBOOK

[jerseygirl]

I was thinking it might be fun to have an on-going thread that features Status Updates from our Fuzzzies in Face book style.

ie. Jersey is pleased she annoyed her human today……. Rumball is happy Jersey provides a soft landing……….etc

Just random comments from our rabbits(or other fuzzies) from time to time.  What do you think?

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

LOL Great -sounds great!!

Rupert: Pleased the kitten is gone-PEEeeYEWWW do they stink!!

Kahlua: Not happy with all these people knocking at the door-I’m TRYING to get my beauty rest!

Noot: deedeledeeee-I love willow

Chuck: My lion came back today!! He smells like shampoo -I must give him kisses-many kisses

[Barbie]

Hehehe, this is cute!

Leroy chewed two buttons of the remote today – tasty!! Woulda been more if my human hadn’t taken it away so fast!

[MooBunnay]

Lets see:

Juli: If I had known stasis meant I would have to be force fed, and harassed with medicine I would not have eaten that carpet.
Kramer: My wife-bun stinks like the vet office

Henri: I wish Amelia would stop digging in her box so that I could hear the World Series game!

Grace: Did Mom just say NO to me? *THUMP*

[MimzMum]

Pip: Whatever that is you’re about to eat, you will give to me…*hypnotic glare*
Fiver: *running back and forth* Did someone say “TREAT”? Huh? HUH?
Mimzy: Zzzzzzz……..*snork* Mumblemumble…..ACHOO!

[luvmybunny]

Oh fun!!

Valen: “Seriously, give me my nibble ring, mom! I have been waiting since 9pm!”
Bailey: “Why does Valen get a nibble ring, what am I? Chopped liver!?!? Ok well I get more hay so nah,nah,nananah Valen!”
Lilly: “I really don’t see what the big stink is about Bailey, mom got us these new key toys and gave us hay!”

Just to add, I feel bad when I work til 11pm (I work in an ER, so we NEVER close!) Valen is used to having a Nibble Ring treat at 9pm, which now the girls notice, but they get more hay since they are still babies. Lilly was quite impressed with the new babykeys toy I got for them, Valen not so much, but it was funny to watch Lilly get so excited! This was fun, thanks Jersey!!

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: My humans are in sooo much trouble. They were gone for HOURS and I had to wait for raisins! *foot flick*

[katie, max & penny]

Max doesn’t understand why he can’t chew his slave’s school books. they’re so tasty!
Penny wonder when the human slave will start addressing him properly as a male and not a female.

[angelicvampyre]

Bugz wants to know why he can’t play with the big white rabbit again! that was fun!
Miffy wants to know why she can’t play with the small grey rabbit again that was fun, also is glad to get a house upgrade loving the new room
Anya discovered the joys of binking into a wall, blaming Bugz for showing her how to do this and wondering why she copied him

[babybunsmum]

pinky is not impressed with her slave. doesn’t she know that remnant hay bits are not acceptable? clean my enclosure and give me fresh hay already!

[Beka27]

Meadow: “Just who does she think she is?! We are sitting here, it’s 11pm… NO FOOD IN OUR DISH… and she strolls in… laughing… SMELLING LIKE BEER?!!?” (Posted 11:15pm on October 31, 2009)

[babybunsmum]

lol beka… you’re in the dog house now!

[BunnyLiz]

Hammer: Is digging the carpet, trying to reach China by nightfall. His diggy area simply isn’t enough.
Lucy: is wondering why Mae’s cage doors are always open, and Lucy’s are not.(as she annoyingly destroys another rug) Its so unfair!
Mae: Wishes the dogs would settle down so she could get a more restful lazy nap, as she spent her morning tearing a phonebook and is now very sleepy.

[Lara]

Echo: is on day 11 in prison… she has no idea what crime she committed, but she won’t stand for this treatment! She will rattle her cage until she is granted a fair trial!

Calypso: is exasperated! He had to drink sooo much water to be able to mark the prisoner’s area, and the (obviously simple) slave destroyed his handiwork with the evil-smelling vinegar YET AGAIN! Ugh!

[Sonn]

Pacey: There are new creatures in my play area I don’t know if I should investigate, thump and run away or just stand here as still as possible and maybe they will not see me…

Marshmallow: Let me out of this cage now HUMAN!

[jerseygirl]

Jersey can relate to “curiosity killed the cat”.
Rumball is in two minds about the heat. It means less freedom but it’s a great excuse to loaf!

[bunnytowne]

Cotton here….   Drat Mum took my newspaper and my box away.   Thump.   She thinks it might be making my lip stupid.  Now I have   no place

     to hide   when she chases me to put that foul tasting stuff on my lip      Hey wait a minute whats this.   Ahhh  this long cloth hanging to the floor       all wrapped around itself.    Yes I can hide in here she will never find me here.     Uh ohhh shde saw the cloth moving about and found me.  

 

Ruby    hey I can see.   Mum read on BB about a lazy bunny and someone mentioned lionheads which is me  having long hair and can’t see.

            So Mum came with some scissors and trimmed my hair around my eyes.   I can see so good now.  Hurrah   Though I still grunt and

             nip at Mum’s hand when it comes towards me too fast.   teheee. 

 

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: Mommy said soemthign about me getting fixed on Wednesday… I’m not broken! She doesn’t know what she’s talking about… *foot flick*

[corpathina]

this is such a cute idea! i love the name.. fuzzbook. hahaha..

mj: i disapprove.

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

Meadow: “Just who does she think she is?! We are sitting here, it’s 11pm… NO FOOD IN OUR DISH… and she strolls in… laughing… SMELLING LIKE BEER?!!?” (Posted 11:15pm on October 31, 2009)

LMAO!!! Bad Slave!!

[RabbitPam]

Samantha Bunnykins: It’s our day off. She let me play in the bedroom , I explored this cave full of stuff (what’s a closet?), she cleaned my house (about time!) and now I’m sleeping in the maze. So why does she want me back in my house? It’s our day off!!!

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: What’s this? My carrier? *suspicious* Why did she leave that in my pen? What does she think i am, gullible? Whats that… ooo alfalfa block… *runs in carrier* nom nom nom…. Wait! Nooo don’t close the door….

[Elrohwen]

Otto: During nail trimming I grunted at the vet tech and give her an asthma attack, but she still thinks I’m the cutest bun she’s ever seen. No one can resist my bunny charms.

[Karla]

Karl: Why don’t they cut my mane? It is in the way all the time, so I have to shake my head to get the hair back in place…bloody annoying.

Molly: Umm, I like this new apartment…it has some really delicious wooden floors that I can just chew and chew for hours. But why do the humans shout at me all the time?!? 

Jack: I will NOT – and I repeat: I WILL NOT use the toilet box. It is disgusting and you cannot force me into it. I do not share!

[Hedi]

Carrera: “Why am I upstairs away from my house?! Just because I eat something I shouldnt and then you notice Im not eating all my food doesnt mean I should be stuck upstairs with the humans!”

Cooper & Pookie: “We are So glad to see Carrera isnt around lately. Are we so lucky that she is gone?”

Hoopie:” I love my daddy!” (i swear that is all he really thinks about lol)

[angelicvampyre]

Bugz – Oh the white rabbit is gone????? Where of where did you go???? *throws self on floor with pained look*
Anya – wants to sleep with Bugz! WE are allowed to play together and I used his litter tray so why can’t we sleep together?

[LittlePuffyTail]

Stormy: Wish those stupid cats would get off the couch so I can do my “couch zooms”

Bindi Loo: “Rattling cage door” Isn’t it my time to come out yet? This is taking forever! “Rattle, rattle, rattle.’

Olivia: hmmm….it’s been an awfully long time since I was offered a treat…must be at least an hour. I better put on my “emergency extra cute face”.

[Karla]

Karl: Umm, what is this nice smell coming from the human’s bag. Umm, I will sit on the bag and just inhale.

Jack: Oh, my God! Is that strong liquorice in the bag?! I just love it! Uh, let me taste. Good thing that Karl is covering for me so no one can see me taking it from the bag!

Molly: Bum, bum, doing a lot of jumping today. What are the others getting into? Don’t care, I will just jump and jump ’cause it is so much fun.

[Lara]

Calypso: I’m worried about mommy. She smells funny and just stays in bed all day. Plus, when I jumped on her tummy, which she normally loves and always makes her give me head rubs, she pushed me off and made a loud noise. What’s happening? I asked Echo, but she says that mommy always acts weird.

Echo: I’m happy to be living with my boyfriend again! I love you, Calypso!

[Desma]

Oh no! Here comes that food lady that is going to wash my bum again!

[angelicvampyre]

Bugz – I now there is something beyond that door if only the keeper of my food would let me out there! I am sure it is a field of green yummy things, I will escape I will escape

Anya nom nom nom nom nom nom why go there when it comes to the bowl nom nom nom

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: LET ME OUT! I command thee! *rattles bars*

[jerseygirl]

Jersey: has nothing to update on really….just the usual, eating sleeping chewing etc
Rumball: has gotten Jersey to update his status for him because he can’t be bothered. So his status is basically the same.

[angelicvampyre]

Bugz – poop you expect me to eat POOP! Oh just wait this is yummy poop.. nom nom nom (fed them rasins for the first time)

[jerseygirl]

Jersey: wonders why she isn’t getting any raisins lately? Other bunnies are getting raisins. Go-ji berries are ok but raisins are the bomb.

Rumball: Raisins? Rai-sins Rai-sins Rai-sins. Should we apply the Law of Attraction Jersey?

Jersey: Law of Attraction? pffft!  We’re better off raisin’ hell.  Hehe – I made a funny.

Rumball: lmao

[lwayne]

Arduina: First full week with no curfew.. txt me if you want to party.

(First week not being locked up in the cage, but still locked up in this room)

[angelicvampyre]

Anya – bugz says they are yummy poop shaped things, they are not yummy, hand over the bok choy and no one gets hurt!

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: YAY! *binky* YAY! *binky* YAY! *binky* I’m freeeeeee!

[angelicvampyre]

Anya – oh but my litter tray is all the way over there and I am over here and oh bugger it mummy job to clean up after me… *piddle piddle piddle*

[(dig)x(me)x(now)]

Frankie: I tasted the fall decorations today. Taste pretty much the same as last year. Doesn’t mean I won’t do it again…

[Barbie]

Leroy: my slave is being dumb and won’t play with me so I’m gonna chew up her papers and steal her pen so she can’t stare at them any more pretending to be working nom nom nom

[jerseygirl]

Jersey: Yikes! Haven’t been on Fuzzbook in ages. So all you Fuzzbookerz, whaddup?
Rumball: Wha..? Oh. *snore*

[Monkeybun]

Smudge: What dis? Mummy kept sumtin fun hiddenz? *sniff sniff*

[LoveChaCha]

ChaCha: Oooh, the slave bought a fruit cup from the store last night.. she gave me a small piece of pineapple YUM YUM!

[Michelle&Lolli]

Eddie – She leaving me again. Who’s gonna pet me? Who’s gonna feed me? Hey! Where’s the bye bye treats?

Lolli – She keeps trying to touch me. So I tease her by letting her giving me nose pets. Just when she thinks I like her, I get up and leave. HAHA! NO TOUCHING. Where’s the treats?

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