Found this on the Spoiled Rotten Rabbits Facebook page and thought it was hilarious. It about sums up my experiences with owning a rabbit.
(I'm not sure how to share a link to a Facebook post so I'm just going to paste it)
THE BUNNY RULES
by 1,000 Reasons To Love A Bun on Sunday, October 17, 2010 at 2:33pm ·
1. The bunny is NOT allowed in the house.
2. Ok, the bunny is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
3. The bunny is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The bunny can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the bunny is allowed on all furniture but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
6. Ok, the bunny is allowed to sleep on the bed but only by invitation.
7. The bunny can sleep on the bed whenever he wants but not under the covers.
8. The bunny can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The bunny can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the bunny